What race/class/deity/alignment are you irl?

[pink grapefruit]

Also why? They're simple enough questions; answer them as you see fit! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a massive nerd/godless heathen, I've always thought of fictional fantasy heroes as being the best role models a person can have. Samwise Gamgee ofc is the noblest hero with the purest of intentions and love in his heart. Taking this a step further, it's fun to imagine your idealized self as you would a fantasy character.

I wrote out a long post but may wait a bit before sharing. Here's me, though:

lawful good
half elf
paladin
rallos zek

[Whale biologist]

you can't be lawful+good in the rallos, you know, the thing

halfling/bristlebane/charizard baby!!

[pink grapefruit]

Originally Posted by Whale biologist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you can't be lawful+good in the rallos, you know, the thing

halfling/bristlebane/charizard baby!!

I asked some DND nerds and they said paladins can worship whoever they want and alignment doesn't even necessarily matter.

did my research

[starkind]

Tempest is a good bro who does war, paladins.

[Whale biologist]

Originally Posted by pink grapefruit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I asked some DND nerds and they said paladins can worship whoever they want and alignment doesn't even necessarily matter.

did my research

I thought if they disobeyed their diety God they become fallen(like a woman), lose their powers, and have to "make it clap" at the inn, so to speak. Not like that in 5e?

If they were evil from the get-go they'd be a blackguard.

[pink grapefruit]

Originally Posted by Whale biologist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I thought if they disobeyed their diety God they become fallen(like a woman), lose their powers, and have to "make it clap" at the inn, so to speak. Not like that in 5e?

If they were evil from the get-go they'd be a blackguard.

Yeah the newer editions changed it bc lame rules about what a paladin can and can't do are stupid.

[imperiouskitten]

neutral good
high elf
druidcleric
erollisi

but I got nibbled by a vampire once and now when the planets transit a certain way, I can get a lil weird like galadriel in that one scene except worse, and my alignment inverts toward chaotic evil. Then I start conjuring demons and using enchanter nuke magic, lots of blades and ropes and mana drain. So the elf central planners assigned me a hunk with demon suppression training to be my minder, which is very awesome. So my eeevil streak is much tempered. Pras Ero

[Bardp1999]

Chaotic good
Human
Bard
Agnostic

[Tunabros]

neutral good
human
cleric
Mithaniel Marr

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neutral good
human
cleric
Mithaniel Marr

not really, u treat ppl who are nice to u like sh*t! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] u troll the forums and post meanly!

ur a neutral kid of agnostic egotism, trust me i can see it (no offense. i believe in you're future!)

Anyway lets get some f'n flavor text in this bitchcuntwhore, don't just answer the prompt u goobs