To those psyched as fuck for new server

mccallawazzle · #1 10-21-2019, 03:03 PM

as if blue wasnt blue enough, a completely gutless server strictly for eunuchs and children... all those fat little cross eyed cowards needed a MORE blue server. one where youre GUAranteed your lewts just by being in the zone, and nobody can force you out of it... ever.

I got a new idea for a server its called the ORANGE server and you make a level 1, and every 5 minutes you gain another level by meditating. it takes place entirely within "The Nexus" luclin zone, and at level 60 a computer controlled NPC shows up and gives you tons of fat loots, and if you ever make any negative comments to anyone youre auto-banned immediately. My guess is orange would be infinitely more popular than green, given the calibre of the gamers around here.

turns out 98/100 p1999 players are total pussies. If even 15/100 had a pair of balls we'd have a great server on red. But thats not the case.

the objective truth of the matter is that anyone with any enthusiasm for this new garbage is a spineless little chickenshit bitch. and the odds are- that means YOU.

Bazia · #2 10-21-2019, 03:07 PM

anyone who matters already played and beat red

*BiG SiP*

sorry your server is dead and gay

mccallawazzle · #3 10-21-2019, 03:18 PM

nobody whose ever mattered has ever played on blue, and nothing that was ever done there deserves any praise... same will be the case for green.

heheh sorry youre a confused bleeding vagina with no balls like everyone else on p1999

Baler · #4 10-21-2019, 03:39 PM

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FishBait01 · #5 10-21-2019, 04:21 PM

big sip

iamnotsalem · #6 10-21-2019, 04:24 PM

No one posting on the red forums has claimed to be excited for green tho

Qtip · #7 10-21-2019, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mccallawazzle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

as if blue wasnt blue enough, a completely gutless server strictly for eunuchs and children... all those fat little cross eyed cowards needed a MORE blue server. one where youre GUAranteed your lewts just by being in the zone, and nobody can force you out of it... ever.

I got a new idea for a server its called the ORANGE server and you make a level 1, and every 5 minutes you gain another level by meditating. it takes place entirely within "The Nexus" luclin zone, and at level 60 a computer controlled NPC shows up and gives you tons of fat loots, and if you ever make any negative comments to anyone youre auto-banned immediately. My guess is orange would be infinitely more popular than green, given the calibre of the gamers around here.

turns out 98/100 p1999 players are total pussies. If even 15/100 had a pair of balls we'd have a great server on red. But thats not the case.

the objective truth of the matter is that anyone with any enthusiasm for this new garbage is a spineless little chickenshit bitch. and the odds are- that means YOU.

Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

gangsta · #8 10-22-2019, 04:30 AM

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Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

Where'd you get this info? are you talking about the roz box that launches December 13th?

cactus · #9 10-22-2019, 08:35 AM

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Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

FAKE NEWS

or

Something to live for.

Gustoo · #10 10-21-2019, 06:25 PM

Can you fill me in with the new deets for red server launching december 5 2019?

Must be not a project 1999 box?