Greengrocer: Culinary Artisan, or Genocidal Maniac?

[captnamazing]

We've all be to theback.

Even the Shady Swashbuckler turns his eyes as Greengrocer pulls out his more "exotic" selections, like cuts of Elven Veal...

For years, his meat empire has grown. Meats from all over Norrath have found their way to his shop.

Recently, Sergeant Slate filed a report with the Freeport Militia. He had attempted to apprehend the notorious Greengrocer, who has been charged with murder and Pickling of Human, Elves, et al.

After murdering Slate and finding his carbon-copy, I've begun to ask questions about the true nature of the halfling I have called friend, comrade, and master-chef (chief??).

Whatever the case... this is something that needs to be looked into.

[Pringles]

Bitch tried to force feed my iksar "lizard on a stick", he's a criminal! sgt slate gave him a taste of what he deserves! Down with GG / Nomsanto Industries!

[Sun Nov 23 15:12:57 2014] You fail to locate any food nearby.
[Sun Nov 23 15:13:02 2014] [1 Druid] Greengrocer (Halfling) <Nomsanto Industries>
[Sun Nov 23 15:13:59 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Hail, Neksar'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:13 2014] Greengrocer says, 'What are you wearing, Neksar?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:26 2014] Greengrocer is looking at your equipment...'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:30 2014] You say, 'khakis'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:34 2014] Greengrocer whistles at Neksar appreciatively.
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:36 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Yea you are'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:44 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Lookin real good tonight Nek'
[Sun Nov 23 15:15:01 2014] Greengrocer says, 'So'
[Sun Nov 23 15:15:02 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Are you hungry'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:27 2014] Greengrocer has offered you a Lizard-on-a-Stick.
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:33 2014] Greengrocer says, 'I'll give you 5pp if you eat it'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:46 2014] Greengrocer says, '10?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:48 2014] You say, 'just no'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:49 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Everybody has a price'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:51 2014] You say, 'NOT RIGHT'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:52 2014] Greengrocer says, '100pp'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:55 2014] Greengrocer says, 'EAT IT'

[iruinedyourday]

Love that log.

[Portasaurus]

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Love that log.

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[Greengrocer]

drugs (meat)

[Sirken]

gdi GG, this is why you are always broke

[iruinedyourday]

Sirken u been so quiet are you working on something for Velious can I have a guise <3

[LulzSect]

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[captnamazing]

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^^ pic of Portasaurus AKA Greengrocer AKA Meatlord pulled from CIA Databases

[Swish]

Is that bacon? Looks good.