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Old 01-15-2013, 03:20 PM
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Looks like someone had a bit much to drink...
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:25 PM
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Sums up about all normalfag bitches, what's your point?
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:25 PM
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and ya 17 my bracket
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:26 PM
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seems like good advice tbh
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:57 PM
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Sneaky ways to

keep things casual

Don't want to be cockblocked this summer? Here's how to make sure she knows that, too.

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-Tell her you are a young doctor.
It's okay to be manipulative to get what you want socially, and we're looking for short term rewards and instant gratification here. Tell her you're going to be attending Harvard as a pre-med in the fall. Let her think she's fucking a somebody for the summer, then in fall go back to community college.

-Get Her Drunk
Why worry about faking disinterest when you can just let alcohol do the courtship for you. A drunk girl rarely says no, and if she does say no, that just means she needs more drinks. Being casual is so great, rite?

-Go cuddle-free
Keep an eye on your body language. Little gestures say a lot! You might think of her as just a good fuck you can invite to your place last minute, but [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]staying in bed after sex[/COLOR] is crossing the line from comfy friend to super couple-y.

-Tone it down on FB
You know how if things don't happen on Facebook, they don't actually happen? Exactly. You wouldn't want your loyal girlfriend back at college to find out how many girls you are having sex with while she is picking your parents up from the airport. Documenting your proclivity toward casual sex makes it way more real.
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:59 PM
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:04 PM
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Busy with school? Heh.
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:23 PM
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Anyone who takes advice from one of those magazines should probably have their face slammed into a brick wall repeatedly until they look like this:

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Old 01-16-2013, 01:40 AM
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They play these stupid fucking games and they wonder why bad things happen to 'innocent' women all of the time.
You fuck with someone like that, don't cry foul when they fuck you back.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:20 AM
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Team Classy ^
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