Farts

Hasbinlulz · #1 12-14-2012, 11:29 PM

I just had a $12 steak super burrito with avocados. Ate the whole fucking thing.

Auditore · #2 12-15-2012, 03:48 AM

i... is this the part where I call you fat?

Hasbinlulz · #3 12-15-2012, 03:58 AM

Yeah probably.

No flatulence to speak of yet btw. Maybe my gut just crushed it.

Charlton Heston · #4 12-15-2012, 12:48 PM

avacado tastes like bitter ass until its transformed into guacomole idk wut happens

Tarathiel · #5 12-15-2012, 12:50 PM

dude i was cutting em all night, when i woke up my room smelled like straight up ass hole

Ahldagor · #6 12-15-2012, 02:39 PM

Beers and pizza yesterday. Had to ventilate the damn bed, and damn near thought I shat myself around 9 this morning after one.

Ahldagor · #7 12-15-2012, 02:41 PM

Hasbinlulz · #8 12-15-2012, 04:24 PM

I haven't farted once since yesterday. I think the burrito may have killed my intestines.

Tarathiel · #9 12-15-2012, 04:51 PM

maybe you should pull the gerbal out of your ass, they are known to cause blockage

Hasbinlulz · #10 12-15-2012, 08:14 PM

not to mention the dog i sent in after the cat