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Old 11-08-2012, 12:46 PM
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Default Immersion ruined, P99'ers look to Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JETS
You: you are in a large open field. there is a stick lying beside you
You: what do you do
Stranger: stab you
You: i am not there. are you completely alone. you have picked up the stick. stick is added to your inventory
Stranger: start digging a hole.
You: you also have a pack of cigarette, a lighter, and a wallet with two dollars cash
You: you dig a hole. the ground is very firm and covered in tough grass
You: your stick is beginning to break
You: in the distance you can see smoke
Stranger: i smoke the ciggs
Stranger: and buy 2 mcdoubles from mcdonalds
You: smoking the cigarette has made you feel happier
You: but you feel ill after eating all that grease
You: the mcdonalds workers are totally imcompetent. they forget your pickles
You: what would you like to do
Stranger: i die.
You: you have died. you are now in heaven. what would you like to do
You: you inventory now contains a pack of oreos for some reason
Stranger: sleep on clouds
Stranger: and throw oreos
Stranger: from the sky
You: the oreos hit hillary swank on the head. she wants to have sex with you. what do you do.
Stranger: i'm a girl...
Stranger: so i refuse.
You: are you sure? she's really into you
You: she wants to get cats
Stranger: i don't do girls
You: fine. would you like to continue throwing oreos?
Stranger: yes
You: you throw some more oreos. al gore seems to be a little angry at you for littering
Stranger: FUCK HIM
You: you begin to fuck al gore
You: you find that he's suprisingly funny
You: his daughter gets you a guest spot on futurama
Stranger: wtf..
You: google it
You: his daughter writes for futurama
Stranger: what is futurama?
You: it's a cartoon! oh man you're missing out
Stranger: i don't watch cartoons anymore!
You: do you watch the simpsons?
You: it's the same creator
Stranger: nope..
You: oh. well in any case
You: al gore gets mad that you don't seem enthusiastic about his family. tom hanks won't stop texting you though. what do you do?
Stranger: sext him..
You: he's very into it. word is starting to get around about you in LA
Stranger: oh im famous !!
You: james cameron wants to offer you a part in Titanic 2
You: do you take it or hold out for something better?
Stranger: hold out.. definitely
You: you wait for more contracts. it seems to be a good choice
You: now you are offered a role in the new disney film
You: do you want to take it?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: no disney!
You: you hold out again. now you are extremely high in demand
You: you are offered a role in the new spiderman movie
Stranger: YES
You: great choice! you are offered the leading role in spiderman--you ARE spiderwoman
You: they are taking the film in a new direction
Stranger: oh hell yeah *****
You: you now have tons of money
You: what would you like to do
Stranger: penthouse apartment
Stranger: plz
You: penthouse apartment is added to your inventory
You: would you like to aquire an attractive boyfriend? it won't be easy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i would
You: you and some friends (including lucy lawless who played xena) decide to hit some clubs
You: what would you like to drink?
Stranger: a sour amaretto please
You: a man down the bar wants to buy the drink for you. you cannot see him from where you are standing. do you let him?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: it turns out to be anthony hopkins
You: he wants to eat your face off
You: what do you do
Stranger: run!
You: you run out of the club
You: where will you go?
Stranger: my apartment
You: you are unable to hail a cab. it is dark and rainy so no one can tell you are famous. your options are to either take a bus or go to a different club
Stranger: different club
You: you enter the new club. this one is filled with attractive men!
Stranger: SCORE
You: some men are approaching you. one of them looks familiar to you. you recognize toby macguire. would you like to talk to him?
Stranger: of course!
Stranger: come here toby!
You: he seems a little upset that you stole his role of spiderman
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: sorry toby!
You: toby accepts your appology, but he still looks aprehensive. maybe you should buy him a drink!
Stranger: can i sex him?
You: he's not quite there yet, the drink would also help with that
You: but you are sexy and it is possible to get him to sex with you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: buy him
Stranger: 3 beers
Stranger: and
Stranger: 5 vodka shots
You: ouch. toby is quite drunk now
You: he seems to be making out with jake gyllenhall over the corner now
You: do you intervene?
Stranger: oh no..
Stranger: new club!
You: interesting choice!
You: you go to a new club
You: this seems to be much more of a party
You: loud techno music, lots of drunk sweaty people
You: possible other drugs too
You: but the man are hot
You: and very willing
You: do you stay?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i like
You: good!
You: will you buy your own drink this time or wait for an offer
Stranger: i will wait
Stranger: im poor
You: remember, you're quite rich!
You: you made a lot of money
You: but you wait for a drink
Stranger: oh yeah! DUH im drunk though
You: lol
You: but you can't be at a club and not get a drink. so you wait
Stranger: i wait
You: you pull down your sweater a little to show cleavage and almost instantly james franco wants to buy you a drink
You: do you let him?
Stranger: hell yes
You: do you mention that you saw toby macguire?
Stranger: no... never happened
Stranger: he's drunk and making out with jake
You: ok
You: good point
You: so you're talking to james franco, who also did not get a part in the new spiderman movie but he does not seem upset about it
Stranger: he's the man
Stranger: buy him a beer
You: excellent choice! he really appreciates the gesture and now he knows you're interested
You: he asks how the movie is going
Stranger: fabulous! i love holllywood
You: he offers to show you around some time, and that you should give him your number
You: do you give it to him?
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: yes
You: do you ask for his in return?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: phew! good choice there at the last minute
You: now he knows you want him to contact you in a date context
You: and not in a friendly meetup context
Stranger: good [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
You: do you continue to drink with james?
Stranger: i do
You: he seems very interested in you. he can't stop staring at your boobs
You: do you shift your bra or leave it
Stranger: if he likes them the way they are, i leave them that way
You: he definitely likes them
You: james franco wants to dance with you
You: will you dance with him?
Stranger: yes
You: you dance with james franco
You: but oh no!
You: here comes toby macguire
You: still very drunk
You: what do you do
Stranger: i leave!
Stranger: with james!
You: james seems confused. toby is his friend
You: do you come clean?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: i just leave
You: ok. james is very drunk and horny so he is willing to let it go
You: he wants to go back to his place
You: y/n?
Stranger: yes
You: you go to his place. it's a very nice apartment. seth rogan and some other people are there smoking a joint. join them?
Stranger: no! no smoking for me!
You: james sees that you are not interested and asks his bros to leave. they high five him for getting spiderwoman in bed and leave happily
You: james franco now wants to sex you!
You: do you let him?
Stranger: oh boy
Stranger: yes!!
You: CONGRATULATIONS!!
You: you have won the game!
Stranger: !!
You: just as an overview
You: you ended the game with: a stick, lots of money, penthouse apartment, alcohol, hot boyfriend
You: oh and the oreos
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: win.
You: a fine win indeed
You: good job
Stranger: thanks! you were a great game host
You: thank you. i'm going to post this on reddit i think
Stranger: haha omg
Stranger: epic..
You: thanks for the fun. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] goodnight and congrats on your win
Stranger: thanks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] night
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:57 PM
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scsb
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:56 PM
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absolutely did not read
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:58 PM
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absolutely did not read
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:06 PM
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read, doubt thats a girl and even if he was, should have masturbated to toby maguire and jake gyllenhaal
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:07 PM
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WTF? over.
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