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11-08-2012, 12:46 PM
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Immersion ruined, P99'ers look to Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JETS You: you are in a large open field. there is a stick lying beside you You: what do you do Stranger: stab you You: i am not there. are you completely alone. you have picked up the stick. stick is added to your inventory Stranger: start digging a hole. You: you also have a pack of cigarette, a lighter, and a wallet with two dollars cash You: you dig a hole. the ground is very firm and covered in tough grass You: your stick is beginning to break You: in the distance you can see smoke Stranger: i smoke the ciggs Stranger: and buy 2 mcdoubles from mcdonalds You: smoking the cigarette has made you feel happier You: but you feel ill after eating all that grease You: the mcdonalds workers are totally imcompetent. they forget your pickles You: what would you like to do Stranger: i die. You: you have died. you are now in heaven. what would you like to do You: you inventory now contains a pack of oreos for some reason Stranger: sleep on clouds Stranger: and throw oreos Stranger: from the sky You: the oreos hit hillary swank on the head. she wants to have sex with you. what do you do. Stranger: i'm a girl... Stranger: so i refuse. You: are you sure? she's really into you You: she wants to get cats Stranger: i don't do girls You: fine. would you like to continue throwing oreos? Stranger: yes You: you throw some more oreos. al gore seems to be a little angry at you for littering Stranger: FUCK HIM You: you begin to fuck al gore You: you find that he's suprisingly funny You: his daughter gets you a guest spot on futurama Stranger: wtf.. You: google it You: his daughter writes for futurama Stranger: what is futurama? You: it's a cartoon! oh man you're missing out Stranger: i don't watch cartoons anymore! You: do you watch the simpsons? You: it's the same creator Stranger: nope.. You: oh. well in any case You: al gore gets mad that you don't seem enthusiastic about his family. tom hanks won't stop texting you though. what do you do? Stranger: sext him.. You: he's very into it. word is starting to get around about you in LA Stranger: oh im famous !! You: james cameron wants to offer you a part in Titanic 2 You: do you take it or hold out for something better? Stranger: hold out.. definitely You: you wait for more contracts. it seems to be a good choice You: now you are offered a role in the new disney film You: do you want to take it? Stranger: no! Stranger: no disney! You: you hold out again. now you are extremely high in demand You: you are offered a role in the new spiderman movie Stranger: YES You: great choice! you are offered the leading role in spiderman--you ARE spiderwoman You: they are taking the film in a new direction Stranger: oh hell yeah ***** You: you now have tons of money You: what would you like to do Stranger: penthouse apartment Stranger: plz You: penthouse apartment is added to your inventory You: would you like to aquire an attractive boyfriend? it won't be easy Stranger: yes Stranger: i would You: you and some friends (including lucy lawless who played xena) decide to hit some clubs You: what would you like to drink? Stranger: a sour amaretto please You: a man down the bar wants to buy the drink for you. you cannot see him from where you are standing. do you let him? Stranger: hell yeah You: it turns out to be anthony hopkins You: he wants to eat your face off You: what do you do Stranger: run! You: you run out of the club You: where will you go? Stranger: my apartment You: you are unable to hail a cab. it is dark and rainy so no one can tell you are famous. your options are to either take a bus or go to a different club Stranger: different club You: you enter the new club. this one is filled with attractive men! Stranger: SCORE You: some men are approaching you. one of them looks familiar to you. you recognize toby macguire. would you like to talk to him? Stranger: of course! Stranger: come here toby! You: he seems a little upset that you stole his role of spiderman Stranger: oh.. Stranger: sorry toby! You: toby accepts your appology, but he still looks aprehensive. maybe you should buy him a drink! Stranger: can i sex him? You: he's not quite there yet, the drink would also help with that You: but you are sexy and it is possible to get him to sex with you Stranger: okay Stranger: buy him Stranger: 3 beers Stranger: and Stranger: 5 vodka shots You: ouch. toby is quite drunk now You: he seems to be making out with jake gyllenhall over the corner now You: do you intervene? Stranger: oh no.. Stranger: new club! You: interesting choice! You: you go to a new club You: this seems to be much more of a party You: loud techno music, lots of drunk sweaty people You: possible other drugs too You: but the man are hot You: and very willing You: do you stay? Stranger: oh Stranger: i like You: good! You: will you buy your own drink this time or wait for an offer Stranger: i will wait Stranger: im poor You: remember, you're quite rich! You: you made a lot of money You: but you wait for a drink Stranger: oh yeah! DUH im drunk though You: lol You: but you can't be at a club and not get a drink. so you wait Stranger: i wait You: you pull down your sweater a little to show cleavage and almost instantly james franco wants to buy you a drink You: do you let him? Stranger: hell yes You: do you mention that you saw toby macguire? Stranger: no... never happened Stranger: he's drunk and making out with jake You: ok You: good point You: so you're talking to james franco, who also did not get a part in the new spiderman movie but he does not seem upset about it Stranger: he's the man Stranger: buy him a beer You: excellent choice! he really appreciates the gesture and now he knows you're interested You: he asks how the movie is going Stranger: fabulous! i love holllywood You: he offers to show you around some time, and that you should give him your number You: do you give it to him? Stranger: okay! Stranger: yes You: do you ask for his in return? Stranger: yes Stranger: no Stranger: no You: phew! good choice there at the last minute You: now he knows you want him to contact you in a date context You: and not in a friendly meetup context Stranger: good [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] You: do you continue to drink with james? Stranger: i do You: he seems very interested in you. he can't stop staring at your boobs You: do you shift your bra or leave it Stranger: if he likes them the way they are, i leave them that way You: he definitely likes them You: james franco wants to dance with you You: will you dance with him? Stranger: yes You: you dance with james franco You: but oh no! You: here comes toby macguire You: still very drunk You: what do you do Stranger: i leave! Stranger: with james! You: james seems confused. toby is his friend You: do you come clean? Stranger: no.. Stranger: i just leave You: ok. james is very drunk and horny so he is willing to let it go You: he wants to go back to his place You: y/n? Stranger: yes You: you go to his place. it's a very nice apartment. seth rogan and some other people are there smoking a joint. join them? Stranger: no! no smoking for me! You: james sees that you are not interested and asks his bros to leave. they high five him for getting spiderwoman in bed and leave happily You: james franco now wants to sex you! You: do you let him? Stranger: oh boy Stranger: yes!! You: CONGRATULATIONS!! You: you have won the game! Stranger: !! You: just as an overview You: you ended the game with: a stick, lots of money, penthouse apartment, alcohol, hot boyfriend You: oh and the oreos Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: win. You: a fine win indeed You: good job Stranger: thanks! you were a great game host You: thank you. i'm going to post this on reddit i think Stranger: haha omg Stranger: epic.. You: thanks for the fun. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] goodnight and congrats on your win Stranger: thanks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] night | ||
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11-08-2012, 12:57 PM
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