le chevalier bleu

nalkin · #1 07-31-2011, 11:19 PM

Hé guys,

Have you heard of the guy named Goo,
He'll chase you down and pounce on you.
Smack ya around and tbag u.
You see his face and then your slew.

No time to run no time to hide,
Grab your friends and hit the line.
Pull the plug and wait a while
Zone back in and crap a pile,
Cause you see his face, you see his smile
Oop hes dotted you in the meanwhile.

Another kill for geegoo
Another thrill for geegoo
His count goes up higher than the rest
All you see is that yellow text, you must really detest
The fact that his blood is blue
that he is a p99er through and through
Yet leader of all the red servers so far
Are all the 'pvpers' really this subpar?

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Doors · #2 07-31-2011, 11:20 PM

Beautiful.

Yiblaan · #3 07-31-2011, 11:21 PM

This made me cry

JayDee · #4 07-31-2011, 11:22 PM

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He'll chase you down and pounce on you.
Smack ya around and tbag u.

are you polish by chance

Bardalicious · #5 07-31-2011, 11:30 PM

One thing I've learned from starting to play with the Emu PVP community is that the "big dogs" of PVP generally are the first to talk shit and also the first to pull the plug when they can't back it up.

Good show. A++

Lazortag · #6 07-31-2011, 11:35 PM

Oh man, I love this.

PurelyElf · #7 08-01-2011, 01:04 AM

I'm getting this poem tattooed in pretty calligraphy on my thigh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Harrison · #8 08-01-2011, 01:08 AM

Salty got shit on by bluebies. Classic.

Amuk · #9 08-01-2011, 02:09 AM

Haha Wolf, I was trying to get this guy in my sol a grp when Sniperfire said fuck it and killed him. Then a little later he shows up to loot his corpse - we kind of agreed in grp not to cc him but he Dc'd while looting so we killed him again. I should have SS"d all the QQ msg's but it doesn't really matter I guess. Then another time in Lguk I saw him run by me - dotted him up while receiving "pls don't im lost" msgs. Great poem, terrible player stop trollen, when server shut down your body was infront of Mino Lord BTW.

-Stasis

Harrison · #10 08-01-2011, 02:37 AM

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we kind of agreed in grp not to cc him but he Dc'd while looting so we killed him again.

Nice pvp, noobs. Can't kill anything that has a fair chance of retaliating.