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From behind (pushing) 5 62.50%
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Old 07-03-2025, 01:16 AM
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This is an unpleasantry I have encountered while grocery shopping.

What do you think of the people who don't do what you do?
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Old 07-03-2025, 02:38 AM
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Jump on the back and glide. Right into your kid’s ankles if they don’t get out of my way
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Old 07-03-2025, 05:04 AM
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I think most of us like to do it from behind.
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Old 07-03-2025, 05:43 AM
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If its a demon posessed trolley (we've all had one) i get one of the offspring units at the back and one parental unit to the side. Exorcising that demon, castor outta there (so to speak).

New buggy, im with nopenope. Run a bit and plank on my belly on the handle and fuck the world.
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Old 07-03-2025, 06:29 AM
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>Jump on the back and glide.
i'll do a little glide back to the truck every now and then to remind myself i'm still alive.

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Old 07-03-2025, 08:37 AM
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I do it all ways. No specific side or orientation.
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Old 07-03-2025, 11:38 AM
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trolley?

i push the BUGGY
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Old 07-03-2025, 11:56 AM
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I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store
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Old 07-03-2025, 12:05 PM
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I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store
I think that's it. If you appear larger, people are more likely to get the hell out of your way. Maybe the delivery apps teach it.
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Old 07-03-2025, 12:18 PM
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I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store
Speaking of that, I’m assuming anyone who has worked retail or in a warehouse knows how fun pallet jacks are to ride

Use the handle to steer, put a leg on one jack and the other in the middle to push like a skateboard. We were eventually banned from zipping around the store on those because tokyo drifting the turns was tearing up the tile floors. And some of the shittier drivers would occasionally crash into store displays
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