reroll ogre

[CrazyPro]

The only acceptable way to play P99 is as an ogre. All of you nubz are playing the game INCORRECTLY. Reroll ogre and play the game as Brad intended. Any class that can't be an ogre isn't necessary to play the game, dare I say they're all POOP and made for cowards who are too scared to get up close and personal. Play an ogre and you can 1 hit kill everything with your HUGE hulk muscles.

Let's clear up one of the major misconceptions around ogres:

"Ogres are FAT and ugly and have diabetes!" just plain WRONG!
I rolled an ogre and my doctor said I was morbidly a BEAST.
Ogres are very physically fit and strong, I am currently on a low-fat diet, I only eat 10 gnomes a day instead of 20, here's my progress:
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I bet you're jealous and already drooling at the thought of playing as a beautiful and STRONG ogre! Now, now! Settle down there, kids! If you're gonna reroll ogre you NEED to do it CORRECTLY!

The only CORRECT way to play an ogre is to pick Rallos Zek as your deity. This is very important. All other gods are weak and for stupid weakling elves who think being nice to people will get them phat lewtz and BIG exp, which is WRONG!!!
you have to KILL things for exp and the only way to do that is by SMACKING THINGS REALLY HARD AS AN OGRE! everyone knows this stop playing the game wrong don't be bad be good be an ogre ok thanks bye

anyways guys thanks for attending my TED talk

reroll ogre