Life is pretty chill today, bro.

[Ashimar]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

[Bardalicious]

Bigger tits, making acne go away, first time realizing the value of birth control..... are you 15 years old and/or dating one?

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Piff [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

edited.

gtfo with posting my shit before me

[Tiggles]

Originally Posted by Ashimar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

His sig says it all

he's a dude of the 16th season

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Tiggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

His sig says it all

he's a dude of the 16th season

lololol

[Polixenes]

Originally Posted by Ashimar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

rofl +1

[deakolt]

Birth control also makes your bitch get fatter, watch out-

[Kassel]

Watch out for antibiotics. Birth control + Antibiotics + stupid chick = 18 year sentence.

[shdwdrake8]

Originally Posted by deakolt [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Birth control also makes your bitch get fatter, watch out-

Also, seemingly to compensate for the less frequent and more regular periods, it can make them pretty moody sometimes (like more so than usual).