Gugg's Self-Nerf Help Guide

[Gugg]

Guide Introduction

It seems some of you are very much into nerfs and that's why you're always demanding nerfs from the developers. To sensible people, nerfs are the equivalent of marching in the streets demanding the government nerf freedom and choice.

So, child of mortality. today is your lucky day, the wait is over, your someday has finally arrived. Now, using my nifty little self-nerf help guide, you can please yourself without harming others.

The Self-Nerf Help Guide Guide

- Do put all your starter points into AGI

- Do wear gear which has negative stats and resists (no Fungi though)

- Don't run, always walk

- Do Encumber yourself

- Don't wear Jboots

- Don't wear haste

- Don't consume food or drink

- Don't group or join a guild

- Don't use bandages

- Don't use ranged items like arrow or shurikans

- Do hand in the Tome of Order and Discord to the Priest of Discord

- Don't ask for a rez, don't rez yourself

- Do get a Necro to sacrifice you for free on a regular basis

- Do create Human Ranger

- Don't create an evil race or class as they are more powerful than the good ones

- When you die delete your character and start again from scratch

Conclusion

The tips and hints I've provided will put you where you want to be, in the slow lane, without being a pest to others which is a win win situation for all concerned..

[Gugg]

Self-nerf Pro-tip:

It goes without saying that any buffs you are gifted you should unclick and then make it clear to the person who buffed you that you don't want anymore buffs from them...training or killstealing them will do the job. You might get a time out for violating server rules but it's all part of the self-nerf process.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

- Don't run, always walk

Guild Rule <The Pool Guys>

[Smoofers]

Sorry, I don't read anything that's not in meme form.

[unsunghero]

Or play a SSF rogue?

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Smoofers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, I don't read anything that's not in meme form.

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[Arvan]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guide Introduction

It seems some of you are very much into nerfs and that's why you're always demanding nerfs from the developers. To sensible people, nerfs are the equivalent of marching in the streets demanding the government nerf freedom and choice.

So, child of mortality. today is your lucky day, the wait is over, your someday has finally arrived. Now, using my nifty little self-nerf help guide, you can please yourself without harming others.

The Self-Nerf Help Guide Guide

- Do put all your starter points into AGI

- Do wear gear which has negative stats and resists (no Fungi though)

- Don't run, always walk

- Do Encumber yourself

- Don't wear Jboots

- Don't wear haste

- Don't consume food or drink

- Don't group or join a guild

- Don't use bandages

- Don't use ranged items like arrow or shurikans

- Do hand in the Tome of Order and Discord to the Priest of Discord

- Don't ask for a rez, don't rez yourself

- Do get a Necro to sacrifice you for free on a regular basis

- Do create Human Ranger

- Don't create an evil race or class as they are more powerful than the good ones

- When you die delete your character and start again from scratch

Conclusion

The tips and hints I've provided will put you where you want to be, in the slow lane, without being a pest to others which is a win win situation for all concerned..

nice big mad post. What was the nerf that enraged you the most?

[magnetaress]

I'm a big fan of wearing cloth armor at least in arms/chest/legs

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Arvan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What was the nerf that enraged you the most?

There's been so many over the years but a Mage having to share XP with his pet is pretty dumb stuff. Players being allowed to openly beg for nerfs with impunity is another nerf I loath.

I'm here to set you Oliver Twist's free ("Please sir, can I have some more nerfs?") with my self-nerf guide so you don't need to be pests to others. Now you don't need to beg and request harm to others. Whether the devs actually listened to your constant cries for Nerfdom in the first place is unknown to me atm but with my guide you don't need to beg and whine for nerfs anymore because you can nerf yourself.

[Gugg]

I was reading a post the other day on P9i9 in which a nerf enthusiast is asking for a mage summoned weapon be nerfed because otherwise it's like NTOV weapon (lol). This is because nerf-a-holics have a tendency to make mountains out of molehills and make stuff up...they are also only thinking of themselves not the server as a whole which is dumb.