ENOUGH with the fucking Pun names

[wuanahto]

WHAT? You are a Shaman with "Sham" in your name? SHAMWOW!
Holy shit you are a healer with heal/heel/heeal/hael/heaal/hiel/heil in your name? motherfucking groundbreaking
Ballsass, you are a druid/ranger with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs as your surname? rockon. to a point. a point that you crossed the second you felt a warmness in your midsection 3 seconds ago
Whoa, you are a rogue with an ANAL JOKE as your name? Rectalfiable.
A GNOME?! WITH A 5'11" REFERENCE?!
A ranger with a i3g0i4zz name? how the fuck did you get numbers in your name?
a druid thats named deedlilith? succubi + elf is the most unique thing in the OP tho give you props
a warrior that has a HULKSMASH tiername? we know your endgame
a wizard named Merldalf? this one is the mostmost unique but dont take it and sit on it like a cunt when i might do it later i know what i said about deedlilith just be cool
shadowknights are so lolable i couldnt think of anything for this line lol
A motherfucking BARD with a SONG/INSTRUMENT name? Grats, now you know why Lance Bass' stage name was Lance Bass.
holy fucking shit, an enchanter with drugs in their names? just MGB KEI and goaway
?! You are telling me that a megelo99 prophile of a necromancer named Nekoromancer who larps as a catgirl from the future somethingsomething ending sentence?
And paladins. do you really need lightlike/justicelike in your surname? i know being this "easy" would give away what my main class is in game but lets face it. its not wrong but not right.