Ektar's campaign

[Ektar]

Guys,

The school year is over (well, pretty much), and now my only obligation is I have class 2 days a week. After mid july, I will have NO obligations until september.

So I've been frequenting the forums more often. But here's the thing - I really don't like being a "sarnak" as dictated by my post count.

Let's get some reply posts going that enable responses from me and I can inch up my number to an acceptable rank. I'll start with neutral/positive things but will work my way down into things that will make people rage at me if that's what it takes - because, if I remember correctly, people can't resist the opportunity to internet rage!


How long did it take someone to get 60? Was it a, ah, what did we call it? oh yes, a 30 year old virgin living in his parents' basement?

[Valroth66]

Was your name inspired by Reptar?

[JenJen]

do you have any tattoos?

do you live with your parents?

whats your fondest childhood memory?

[Trademaster]

When was the last time you saw daylight?

Is your epeen mightier on other forums?

[Ektar]

My name was actually not inspired by reptar, though my surname did spend a decent time as Ektar Reptar (and Ektar Buckethelmtar, but that's because they ninja-patched the non-classic method of re-naming yourself every week while I had that retarded surname up).

The inspiration actually comes from an old TV show called The Visionaries, in which a character's name is Ektar (at least that's how I spelled it when I was a little kid). That show likely took that name from the story of King Arthur, with Ector (I believe that's the spelling) being Arthur's trainer, or something like that.

[Ektar]

Yes, I do have a tattoo. It's an awesomed rendition of the mecha-dragon from megaman 2. it's quite impressive.

I kinda live with my parents. I actually rent my parents' tenant apartment for a precentage of my income, rather than a set amount. I pay my grad school tuition in full and my small income as a track coach and substitute teacher is mostly extinguished after these expenses.

My fondest childhood memory would have to be when the ice cream man from an ice cream truck gave me chocolate ice cream instead of vanilla ice cream. I came home crying and was horrified by the idea of eating the chocolate. My dad ran out of the house and chased the the truck down the street, yelled at him, and got me what I had wanted.

Don't get me wrong, it obviously wasn't shaping up in the moment to be a fond memory. But looking back on it now, it is undeniable that my dad LOVED me. I couldn't imagine myself acting so irrationally in such a situation. Perhaps if I have a son of my own one day I will understand.

[Ektar]

The last time I saw daylight was at about 4PM today when I was driving home from work, or just before sunset if you count seeing it through the window.

I don't frequent other forums, but my epeen was once quite mighty on this forum. It has since become a bit flaccid, but hoping it erects a strong influence once again.

[Tewaz]

What is your Avatar?

[Hasbinbad]

Have you ever tried to count all of your chest hairs?

How do you set parameters to define what is and is not a chest hair, relative to shoulder, back, and abdomen hairs?

Back when you were in french maid academy, did the other french maids make fun of you because you have so many chest hairs? Do they have chest hairs too? If they do, how do they make it seem like they don't?

[Ektar]

My avatar is the desktop icon that comes along with the Quest for Glory Anthology's Quest for Glory 4. Quest for Glory is one of those text based/point and click role playing series from Sierra in the early 90s. I highly suggest downloading it and giving it a try, if you have the patience for 1990 graphics. I know that trying an old game for the first time is tough.