red bull commercials

[slard271]

I'm only subjected to cable TV when I'm sitting in a hotel bed channel flipping for noise. I have to say, these things are fucking terrible. I even had to search for it and, sure enough, reddit is full of how bad they are. Perhaps that is the goal. I just want to imprint upon the record of the interwebs that these things are so abysmally bad that they rival a Riot versus Vanquish thread. We will not go quietly into the night. Today is our Independence Day. Carry on.