I met an older woman on craigslist

[Slashurr]

I found a posting for a married forty year old woman on craigslist that was looking to bang a younger dude. I was drunk at the time and responded to her message. I pretty much was assuming she was fake but I thought "oh what the hell"

The next day she e-mailed me back. I eventually sent her a picture and she did the same. She was actually kinda hot (always had a fantasy for banging an older woman). We agreed to meet at a local starbucks over her lunch break. We both wanted to meet in public before getting to biznass.

I met her there - - it was terrifying. I kept thinking the whole time that someone was going to bust us for one reason or another. She was a little older looking than her pictures suggested - but she was in good shape and had pretty good looking titties that definitely looked suckable. We talked for a little bit and agreed that we wanted to get together sometime for some fucking and sucking. In later e-mails, she revealed she was down with anything - anal, 69'ing, slippery lube jobs, etc.

The thing is, I am scared shitless. What if this bitch comes over to my place (she has a husband I have to host) with a big ass butcher knife and kills the shit out of me? Or what if I get her naked and it's just like "Ewwww". What the hell should I do? Would you guys fuck a woman with a husband twice your age that is reasonable attractive?

[naez]

just get drunk and then it doesnt matter what she looks like naked

[Littlegyno]

You're a fucking pussy bro.

Go packing some heat, maybe a small pistol, and go fuck your way into glory.

[naez]

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[mimixownzall]

Take a half pill of viagara and it wont matter if she brings her dog... you will fuck both of them.

[Macken]

In my home town, a married woman was doing the same thing. A guy answered an add, but what he didn't know is that she had been doing this for a while and the Husband was on the trail, but hadn't caught her yet.

The guy got his pad all ready for a good time. The woman came over and after a while they started getting busy. Then the Husband busted in on them and killed them, then himself.

[Kazowi]

Originally Posted by Littlegyno [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're a fucking pussy bro.

Go packing some heat, maybe a small pistol, and go fuck your way into glory.

haha

[Maurk]

Just do it.

[Misto]

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

- Her husband finds out and flays you alive.
- You get herpes.

[Alawen Everywhere]

What's more pathetic than two ugly people hooking up on craigslist?

One of them not having the sack to do the deed.