Surname Removed?

[Golla1988]

To whoever reported me or to the GM that decided it was their civic duty to have my surname removed, I hope you realize how much of a power tripping jerk you are. You're a horrible and rude person. I am extremely polite, generous and helpful to every person in this game. I constantly buff noobs, give free ports, and make people smile. The one thing I've asked in return for the 5 years I've had my character is to let me have my funny and only MAYBE MILDLY inappropriate. Is SMEAR really so SOOO horrible that it needs to be removed? I've got one damn thing on this game that I truly love and find unique because it makes others smile and laugh. Not once have I ever had some one complain about it.

At the very least, let me change it to something relatively the same. This is absolutely absurd and not necessary. Clearly a lot more people find it amusing and funny than people that don't like it. It's not a curse word, it's not an offensive word, it's literally just a medical procedure. CAN I PUHLEEASE HAVE MY DAMN NAME BACK?