Sad IRC Convo

Bardalicious · #1 08-01-2011, 10:55 AM

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Tralina: What should a 'proof of income' letter look like?
Tralina: I need one and my supervisor told me to just write it up
Tralina: and she'll sign it
Drunke|Wrk: =\
Drunke|Wrk: Usually a paycheck is "proof of income"
Drunke|Wrk: Like a check stub
Tralina: I have to report any income changes to the foodstamp place asap
Tralina: and I just got a raise
Tralina: So I have to submit to them a letter saying my hours / pay rate
Drunke|Wrk: Yeah I guess....Or when you get your first paycheck if that's fine with them
Drunke|Wrk: Because really, it should be legit, not "of the top of your head"
Drunke|Wrk: off*
Tralina: yeah but i'm going to slightly lie on this
Drunke|Wrk: *sigh*
Drunke|Wrk: Why?
Tralina: CANT LIE ON A PAY STUB
Tralina: To maintain foodstamp fundz

Lying about a pay increase to keep your food stamp funds, while also illegal, is pretty sad.

I ONLY EAT THE FINEST QUALITY FOOD STAMP MEATS.

Shannacore · #2 08-01-2011, 10:56 AM

With my raise I make $12 more than the maximum amount you can make for food stamps.

Yes I am going to write I work 27 hours a week instead of 28 hours a week.

QQ.

EvilMallet · #3 08-01-2011, 11:01 AM

seems pretty legit

Shannacore · #4 08-01-2011, 11:05 AM

Who are you in IRC, Bard? Why don't you ever say hai ~

Bardalicious · #5 08-01-2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Who are you in IRC, Bard? Why don't you ever say hai ~

The thought of real-time social interaction makes me deathly ill. I'd rather idle and cherry pick conversations to troll people with.

Truthfully though I'm trying to catch someone on IRC, I'm not usually on.

Shannacore · #6 08-01-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bardalicious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The thought of real-time social interaction makes me deathly ill.

Lol?

Bardalicious · #7 08-01-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol?

It's okay to laugh at a joke without a question mark to identify your uncertainty.

Ripcord · #8 08-01-2011, 11:39 AM

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

Shannacore · #9 08-01-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripcord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

IF ONLY.

No, just food stuffs.

EvilMallet · #10 08-01-2011, 11:43 AM

you can buy red bull with it.

Had someone ring up 60 bucks worth of red bull on a foodstamp. Poor son of a bitch.