WTT All of my plat and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings for White Dragon Scales

[ThePeoplesBard]

Hi, this is Kavalier <Paradox>, The People's Bard. I'm seeking a key part of my epic quest: White Dragon Scales. I'm offering all the plat I have, and, to honey the pot, a bag of 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings. Sell your Scales to me, and 10 toons in your guild or 10 of your friends get clickies!

I currently have 80k pp. As I slowly earn more plat, I'll bump this post with updates on my available funds.

Thank you for your consideration. I've been wanting to complete this quest for 15 years, and I'm finally close. RL keeps me from poopsocking, though, so I need help from those who can! Also, if any of you ever need help from a Bard, I'm your guy.

To exhibit my worthiness, I wrote and recorded a song with my wife called "Singing Short Sword". You can listen to it here: https://youtu.be/2aMaZDdxyKA

Singing Short Sword

Bm E A
I got a pretty wife, and there's whiskey in my cup.
I got food on my plate, but it just ain't enough.
E A
I haven't won, I haven't scored,
Bm E A
'cause I don't have a Singing Short Sword!

I got a steady job; there's no leaks in my roof.
But I'm guilty of greed, and here's the proof:
I think I'm who Lady Luck ignored
'cause I don't have a Singing Short Sword!

D E, A
I've seen my fair share of loot,
I've seen my fair share of lutes,
but all of these prizes seem moot
because of one simple truth:

I don't have a Singing Short Sword!