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Old 09-13-2016, 04:52 AM
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Default I just had sex

And it felt so good. The one thing I hate about sex is the cleanup. I mean you got that bodily fluid everywhere and lube if you doing it right.

I learned baby wipes aren't just for babies.

Sometimes I get bored having sex with my girlfriend. She is fine and all , but I believe males weren't made to have sex with one woman for their entire life.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:02 AM
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if you don't have a bidet, you should have wet wipes available and encourage their use.

girls still don't like to use them in the bathroom because they cant be thrown in the toilet and are self-conscious about disposal. You need a good ornate metal trash can with a push-cover. they still aren't comfortable with it unless you have a merry-maid who comes by once a week and empties it, and not you. Then they stop caring and start using the wet wipes.

but yeah, no wet wipes in 2016 is behind the hygiene times. only plebs and mongoloids are against them and their use.

Who the fuck wants to use toilet paper anyway? that shit chafes. even as a man, toilet paper serves no purpose if you can afford wipes.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:03 AM
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There's flush-able wipes now. Look for the little frog on the logo
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:04 AM
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o word good to know
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:04 AM
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Yeah Latinas hold no shame in the toilet paper in the trashcan. Every time my niece visits I about vomit.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:05 AM
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I also want to add the best lube is the KY Liquid (The most expensive one)

It's not a gooey mess, but it's still a bit sticky. Gotta have thick sheets if you getting rowdy
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:07 AM
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Well i'm off to bed and I think I might have sex again. I like to just slip it in when they sleeping sometimes. It's kind of erotic.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:08 AM
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the lubes ive used, mostly all water-based chafe or very lightly burn/irritate after a long use or few uses in a row. one of the ingredients is citric acid? the fuck is that there for?

I think I need to try the silicone based or w/e the fuck it is.

ya same peace.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:20 AM
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And it felt so good. The one thing I hate about sex is the cleanup. I mean you got that bodily fluid everywhere and lube if you doing it right.

I learned baby wipes aren't just for babies.

Sometimes I get bored having sex with my girlfriend. She is fine and all , but I believe males weren't made to have sex with one woman for their entire life.
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:30 AM
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Sometimes I get bored having sex with my girlfriend. She is fine and all , but I believe males weren't made to have sex with one woman for their entire life.
That just means you need a hotter girlfriend.
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