as a pro-nuclear war voter, who do I choose?

[Pokesan]

I am looking for advice on choosing a Presidential to vote for

Trump has the reputation of being a real meanie, so my natural assumption is that he would be more likely to usher in the nuclear holocaust

I'm just not sure I can believe what the lamestream media tells me

Having researched the topic, and with her strong hawkish history, I believe Madame Hillary Clinton is the answer to my prayer.

May our world be cleansed by the fire from her loins

I'm willing to hear different!