Why does shaving cream suck?

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It sux so fucking bad.

It never worked, it still doesn't work, even the fancy expensive stuff sux

Plain old hot water works better.

A mixture of cocoa butter and aloe moisturizer with a water pat down works even better.

Girly or Boy shave. Gell, and Foam shaving cream, stearic acid, and shaving brushes fail.