Bring out yer dead! (Complimentary rotted corpse recovery!)

[Moregan]

Did you know that P99 Guides have the amazing ability to dig up rotted *corpses?? It's one of my favorite things to do. I am going for my Masters of Elf Science in corpse exhumation later this year at P99 University.

/petition in-game if you lost a corpse to flies, raccoons, armadillos, sunlight induced ossification, dying then having to go on a dumb expensive family vacation before you could CR, or any other natural sources of decomposition.

As a bonus offer for the remainder of September, if your corpse rot petition is not answered within 30 seconds, IT'S FREE!

*By policy, corpses that exist simply to store lore items/keys (think Plane of Sky) are not recoverable.

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in b4 not classic