Any Jehovah's Witnesses that play?

[backman_66]

As the title states, are there any Jehovah's Witnesses here that play P99? (Somehow I know this will turn into a flame war but let's be civil please). Just wanting to see if there's any people on here that share my religion.

[AzzarTheGod]

This is just begging for it. The fact you have acknowledged that much may yet spare you from uncivil discourse.

[Big_Japan]

im half mormon bud we should share a fish roll & some non alco elven wine some time

[PlatLordlolz]

since we both have P99 in common, maybe you could do me a solid. deliver a message thru the jehova underground and have your friends stop knocking on my fucking door.

[Swish]

Play red, sinners.

[Dillian]

they knock on mine to and i tell them im wiccan. They promptly leave me alone for some reason. also i love the sig swish!

[dafier]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

They are basically Methodist extremists.

All Protestants are extremist. They all broke off from the Church in order to make up their own rules. History is awesome.

As for Mormon's as mentioned in this thread, they are a multicultural mash of beliefs. They are not Christians at all, unlike what's said in newspapers and such. They believe in aliens (Elohim from the planet/star, Kolob). They make MANY comments about how their belief is the same as modern day Christains, but they are all lies from the underline truth that their religion was founded by a Criminal/Scammer named Joseph Smith, who raised a militia to fight the USA Army (read US history) so that he could have his own state/country and have his believers live there in 'safety'. They are disgusting people who just smile when you tell them the truth.

Also, they believe in the 'Great Apostasy'. This teaches Mormons that all other Christians got it wrong and haven't been following the true God for a long time and they are a condemned.

Mormon's are awesome!

[Lune]

Originally Posted by dafier [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

They are basically Methodist extremists.

All Protestants are extremist. They all broke off from the Church in order to make up their own rules. History is awesome.

As for Mormon's as mentioned in this thread, they are a multicultural mash of beliefs. They are not Christians at all, unlike what's said in newspapers and such. They believe in aliens (Elohim from the planet/star, Kolob). They make MANY comments about how their belief is the same as modern day Christains, but they are all lies from the underline truth that their religion was founded by a Criminal/Scammer named Joseph Smith, who raised a militia to fight the USA Army (read US history) so that he could have his own state/country and have his believers live there in 'safety'. They are disgusting people who just smile when you tell them the truth.

Also, they believe in the 'Great Apostasy'. This teaches Mormons that all other Christians got it wrong and haven't been following the true God for a long time and they are a condemned.

Mormon's are awesome!

None of these beliefs are any more or less absurd than any other religion, except maybe Buddhism which is closer to a philosophy. It only seems absurd to us because some elements of classical Abrahamic religions are part of our culture.

/fedora

[Whirled]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FngXOUxklR4
11. thou shalt not be a douche

[dafier]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

None of these beliefs are any more or less absurd than any other religion, except maybe Buddhism which is closer to a philosophy. It only seems absurd to us because some elements of classical Abrahamic religions are part of our culture.

/fedora

To each their own. There is history, then there is made up stuff. Believe what you want. Cheers.