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Old 09-16-2015, 11:25 PM
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Default Norrath's Gayest NPCs (pls no ban)

Before you help transcend me into the next level of Forumquest immersion... this isn't a flame.

The homosexual community is underrepresented in Norrath. There must be some gay NPCs out there, but it's hard for me to think of a good list. I turn to you, O' great community of p99... who do you think is the gayest NPC?

My nomination is for:

Ping Fuzzlecutter. This little gnome lives without a wife on the outskirts of a strange city, selling all sorts of wigs. Easy to presume he's also a barber. Homosexuality is probably illegal in Ak'Anon, so he came to Freeport.
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:27 PM
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All the NPCs at the ranger station in Lesser Faydark, definitely some action in the toilets after a few short beers.
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:31 PM
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Yeah, you would think about this kind of stuff.

I nominate you as the forums gayest poster.
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:45 PM
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I am.
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:48 PM
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Trumpy Irontoe is a closeted homosexual dwarf ostracized by his straight counterparts and family in Kaladim. Embittered by the treatment he received at the hands of the Irontoes after showing a bit too much interest in the overly friendly Kilam Orestring, he ran all the way to Qeynos, where he fell in with the wrong crowd and became a real bad lot. Unable to forgive both the Irontoes for their cruelty and himself for loving men, he began to turn that same cruelty back on everyone around him. His activities since moving to Qeynos have earned him the everlasting enmity of not only the Irontoes but the Bloodforges as well.

His favorite activity, that of kicking Faren's tacklebox into the bay, is in part a denial of the mild crush he has on the sweet young man always fishing at the end of the pier.

Also, all the wood elves are bisexual because that's just nature, baby. Especially the bards. Watch out for them, they can get pretty handsy if they like you.
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:56 PM
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Old 09-16-2015, 11:58 PM
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Ever notice that there are no female giants? I submit to you that Kael is Norrath's gayest city, a hotbed of giant penises touching
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Old 09-17-2015, 12:11 AM
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King Xorbb. obsessed with gorges full of mud.
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Old 09-17-2015, 12:17 AM
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arnt all high elves homosexuals?
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Old 09-17-2015, 12:37 AM
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I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold
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