Should I enter the world of Elfpals Aimchat?

[Greengrocer]

So, the other day, coach called me into his office and told me the majors were interested in my stuff. Gave me a lot of things to think about.

Whenever I feel lost in life, I know that I can always turn to the Project 1999 PvP forums for good advice, so here goes...

Should I venture into the depths of that which is the elf pals aim chat?

My main concerns with joining elf pals aim chat is that any or all of the following will happen:

computer viruses / e-worms / trojans
ddos my grocery store
general mischeivery
become a murder victim irl

So...

Is this a trap?

Has anybody ever died as a result of joining elf pals?

Are you allowed to leave elf pals once you join elf pals?

Am I gonna see dicks if I join elf pals?

Is anybody gonna see my dick?

Have I forgot any important questions?

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[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Greengrocer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So, the other day, coach called me into his office and told me the majors were interested in my stuff. Gave me a lot of things to think about.

Whenever I feel lost in life, I know that I can always turn to the Project 1999 PvP forums for good advice, so here goes...

Should I venture into the depths of that which is the elf pals aim chat?

My main concerns with joining elf pals aim chat is that any or all of the following will happen:

computer viruses / e-worms / trojans
ddos my grocery store
general mischeivery
become a murder victim irl

So...

Is this a trap? No

Has anybody ever died as a result of joining elf pals? hasn't been proven

Are you allowed to leave elf pals once you join elf pals? Bert does it 3x a week.

Am I gonna see dicks if I join elf pals? it's frowned upon.

Is anybody gonna see my dick?only if you post it.

Have I forgot any important questions?

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elf pals full of cool and normal people

[hammbone]

aimchat is a secretive network with many layers of access. trust in the coach, as he will lead us to success.

[LulzSect]

app denied

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

Originally Posted by hammbone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

aimchat is a secretive network with many layers of access. trust in the coach, as he will lead us to success.

miss u hambone, miss u dearly. We need our europal back.

Greengrocer, i like this approach to joining. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the number of yesses from satisfied customers.

[Kergan]

I really like the Grocer when he makes quality lighthearted posts like this. I was starting to get worried because a few of his posts recently started to show the typical r99 RNF stench, and that maybe the FQ had claimed another innocent soul.

This post gives me a little hope, and a lot to believe in.

thx u and god bless

[Ruinous]

No. You're genuinely cool, normal and an all around swell guy.

Don't let the darkest depths of r99 depravity corrupt you.

[Kergan]

Originally Posted by Agatha [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

would love to have you in aimchat with us grocer. the chat your getting invited to is level 1 access, basically just casual chat, no RMT or anything bad type chat. thats for level 3+.

haha

[Portasaurus]

www.elfpals.com

[Portasaurus]

guys your website fuckin sucks

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