Druid-gold: genocide, blood diamonds, extinction, and the fruits of proletariat labor

[Tol]

The Ocean of Tears: A fitting name for a land void of hope after capitalist druid swine have strip-mined the precious natural resources and led a crusade of iconoclasm and extinction against its residents.

The Allizewsaur is an endangered species that druids slaughter without remorse to fund their blood-diamond trade back home on the mainland. When Allizewsaur are in short supply due to over-predation, druids can frequently be seen committing unspeakable acts of genocide towards seafurry cyclops or hill giants in lake rathe.

Of course, squeezing blood from a turnip is a druids hobby, so they will often charge upwards of 100pp to transport stranded travelers in the Ocean of Tears back to safety. They also accept payment in food stamps and yet-to-be-conceived firstborn children.

So next time you're forced to do business with a druid, ask to see their finances and paper trail. Make sure you aren't an unwitting contributor to their adventures abroad. Remember: Every piece of +Wis gear you sell to a druid is a metaphorical bullet in their firearm of oppression!

I'm not saying all druids are horrible morally bankrupt bourgeoisie landowners, just most of them.

[Tol]

Druids: Lobsters and steak dinners, supplemented with bun on the run (when they're busy kiting)

Everyone else: taco bell, the working man's food

[Fourthmeal]

I still feel this is important

[stormlord]

They should be held accountable for their actions. Who are we anyway? Get up and do something!

[Tseng]

We're like the investment bankers of EQ.

[Nedala]

Mages are worse when it comes to Allizew/Cyclops!

[guineapig]

Druids are very rarely camping the mobs which you speak up.
It's way too mana intensive. Once in a blue moon I'll see a druid trying to quad Seafuries but he'll be lucky to find 3 (usually only gets 2). This is extremely inefficient.

Necros, Mages, Bards and to a lesser extent shaman and enchanters are the most common killers of Seafuries. I only ever see pet classes soloing Allizew.


As far as how much they charge for ports out, I don't hold it against them. When there are people doing about 1k an hour with pretty much zero risk, charging them a little extra for the port makes perfect sense.

[Tseng]

I quad seafuries all the time, has to be from 4AM-2PM EST generally

[liveitup1216]

I like watching an enchanter used a charmed dino to murder furies.

[Fourthmeal]

Originally Posted by liveitup1216 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like watching an enchanter used a charmed dino to murder furies.

jesus, talk about hogging resources