99 reasons why GG cant contest.

[grannock]

Lets sum up all the reasons gg cant kill any level 60 raid mobs.

1. Waiting for velious.

2. Timers are too late.

3. Timers are too early.

4. Timers are too mid day.

5. They are all employed.

6. Skeleton models.

7. Gyno rmt.

8. Lite can only box 4 toons at once.

9. Zerg too unfair.

10. Undergeared zerg too weak.

11. Gongshow = Sirken.

12. Not enough dkp.

13. Jibekin has too much dkp.

14. Saving their energy for vox.

15. Slathar has all 15 of his toons in the hole.

16. Only care about YT.

17. Scared of getting yt'd.

18. Too busy exploiting fungi pull to crypt.

19. Bored kunark.

20. Pussy.

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