Portasaurus I need your help.

radditsu · #1 03-17-2015, 07:57 PM

Portasaurus,

You wonderful connasuier of meat. You Baron of Bernaise...You Fountain of Wayne.

I have tried....and alas failed to cook a London Broil on two seperate occasions. My friend, I do not wish to ruin any more meat in my attempts to perfect this cuts particular cooking piccadillos. Do you have any advice for me...or any other mid tier culinary-linguists?( teehee)

Tiggles · #2 03-17-2015, 08:05 PM

Are you marinating it first?

radditsu · #3 03-17-2015, 08:13 PM

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Are you marinating it first?

I dont soak it. I crust it with salt and pepper and whatever rub spice selection tickles my fancy. I used a savory blend i got for christmas this year. It just seems so uneven. Ill get a bite of bland. the meat doesnt want to seem to cook evenly. I am not interested in a heavy sauce or bbq type maranaide. I was doing it on a flatiron grithat makes most over things terrific and even. I have cooked much thicker cuts no problem.

radditsu · #4 03-17-2015, 08:14 PM

Grill that*

Please tiggles I am not a pleb

Portasaurus · #5 03-17-2015, 08:20 PM

Sounds to me like you forgot to use Jug of Sauces.

radditsu · #6 03-17-2015, 08:22 PM

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Sounds to me like you forgot to use Jug of Sauces.

Do you have a jug o sauces recipie? Or do you just buy it from the shopkeeper?

I can check eqtraders i guess. I really thought you would be a wizened expert on the subject

Portasaurus · #7 03-17-2015, 08:24 PM

By the way - and this is probably the most common mistake I see - you have to use a WHOLE jug on each steak or else it doesn't come out right.

It looks like a lot at first, but don't worry, it will cook down.

Lifebar · #8 03-18-2015, 12:27 AM

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Sounds to me like you forgot to use Jug of Sauces.

I swear to god you are a light in the darkness GG /hug

Lune · #9 03-17-2015, 10:33 PM

Steak elitists are the worst. Biggest bunch of fucking autists on Earth. Listen to you fuckers talk.

Everybody is eating cow wrong but ME

Aviann · #10 03-17-2015, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Steak elitists are the worst. Biggest bunch of fucking autists on Earth. Listen to you fuckers talk.

Everybody is eating cow wrong but ME

It is more along the lines of "Everyone is sharing tips to making a steak even more incredibly delicious with the most affectionate texture."