Sock and Razor Drive!

[Smokeyj420]

People, there are large amounts of p1999 players who are in desperate need of clean socks. What a lot of folks out there don't realize is that a pair of socks will only cover your fecal expulsion needs for about 1-6 hours. (depending on snacking habits)

So, let's do a sock drive for our needy players here. All you gotta do is go to your local store, buy a package of socks, and drop them off at your local p1999 distribution center. Our volunteers will then deliver them to our needy p1999 players.

Our volunteers also provide on-site neck shaves as well, right there at our needy p1999 players' computer screens. So please donate razors too!