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Old 12-22-2014, 02:05 PM
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Default Asshat

is perhaps the greatest contribution to the english language of the modern era. Consider, if you will, this brief list of asshat's most obvious virtues:

1. It is short: two syllables spoken, six letters written, it is easy to pronounce and easy to spell.
2. It is intensely graphical and beautifully clear in its meaning
3. It applies with great accuracy and amazing justice to any human target regardless of gender, or absence thereof, or profusion thereof, or confusion thereof.


Sorry, that's all I have for you. Thanks for reading.
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Old 12-23-2014, 12:47 AM
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:08 AM
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kaev making threads in rnf?

what
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Old 12-23-2014, 10:45 AM
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Old 12-23-2014, 06:23 PM
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Old 12-23-2014, 08:08 PM
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Tittiehat > asshat
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:15 PM
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It's a good word esp due to it's gender neutrality. Calling a woman an asshole is weird and bitch goes into territory you may not really wanna delve into with an off the cuff remark. Asshat is a little silly though. I'm super srs when I'm cussing a person out. Gonna have keep using the good old fashioned fuck you, you (intelligence insult) (gender specific insult or body part).

Fuck you, you retarded cunt. It rolls off the tongue. Asshat just doesn't have enough zazz.
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:21 PM
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there is not contest when it comes to the power of "faggot"
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:23 PM
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UCB - Asssscat is pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HTxmqNTCY
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Old 12-23-2014, 10:22 PM
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yes oh yes
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