How not to make your beer colder

[Portasaurus]

So if you pour yourself a beer and it's not cold enough (i know, i know...), one way to fail at making it an enjoyable chilly beverage is to put your pint glass in a big ale mug filled with ice water, let it sit for a moment, and then try to drink it like a regular beer.

This is, however, a good method for spilling ice water all over your table, your couch, and yourself.

Note to future self: pick up some straws at the store. Ya dingus

Thanks, me!