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Old 04-22-2014, 06:09 PM
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Default I think I raped Lron last night

I was stone sober and this guy I know, who I really have no interest in, was saying he didnt want to drive me home because he'd had 4 wine coolers so he lets me sleep in his bed.

As I was trying to sleep, he wouldn't stop talking about magical elves and quests so I tried to give him a hand jibber so he'd fall asleep.

When I plunged my meaty fist into his cargo shorts he started squeeling about how he didn't have a condom but I suspect he didn't want to wake his mother in the adjacent room.

I tried grabbing his miniature penis but I kept losing my grip as the cock could only accommodate my pinky and ring finger.

I spit on my hand in order to get a better grip on his tic tac but I'd spit too much and my hand was covered in saliva. I had noticed a half empty box of kleenex on the night stand next to a well worn bottle of jergens lotion.

As I maneuvered myself across his pasty body to reach the tissue, I felt a slight pressure and heard immediate weeping. He was inside me.

It was like in a matter of 2 seconds and he was finished. i went from giving a hand job, to having nerd seed inside my vagina.

As he was fighting back tears, I told him that I would just walk home.

He says "You fucked me and then immediately want to go home". It was embarrassing that he thought that was "fucking".

I've thought about calling him to talk about it but I'm unsure as to what delusion his mind has created to protect his ego from what happened.

Im conflicted about what i should do.
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Old 04-22-2014, 06:11 PM
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Old 04-22-2014, 06:14 PM
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Old 04-22-2014, 06:18 PM
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Old 04-22-2014, 07:32 PM
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Twice it's accidentally feel in. Both times the ladies thanked me afterwards.

I fail to see the problem here.
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:31 PM
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file a police report and let them investigate. then begin the process of civil litigation against them that raped you
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:32 PM
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HAHA RAPE, LOL.. SO FUNNY!
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:34 PM
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OMG dat avatar! My wife has been using that to troll people for years. Funny to see someone we don't know using it. I figured it would happen eventually. For those who have strong stomachs here is the full size = http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...nnies/cute.jpg
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:37 PM
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she is bigger than lron and could force him
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:41 PM
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I was stone sober and this guy I know, who I really have no interest in, was saying he didnt want to drive me home because he'd had 4 wine coolers so he lets me sleep in his bed.

As I was trying to sleep, he wouldn't stop talking about magical elves and quests so I tried to give him a hand jibber so he'd fall asleep.

When I plunged my meaty fist into his cargo shorts he started squeeling about how he didn't have a condom but I suspect he didn't want to wake his mother in the adjacent room.

I tried grabbing his miniature penis but I kept losing my grip as the cock could only accommodate my pinky and ring finger.

I spit on my hand in order to get a better grip on his tic tac but I'd spit too much and my hand was covered in saliva. I had noticed a half empty box of kleenex on the night stand next to a well worn bottle of jergens lotion.

As I maneuvered myself across his pasty body to reach the tissue, I felt a slight pressure and heard immediate weeping. He was inside me.

It was like in a matter of 2 seconds and he was finished. i went from giving a hand job, to having nerd seed inside my vagina.

As he was fighting back tears, I told him that I would just walk home.

He says "You fucked me and then immediately want to go home". It was embarrassing that he thought that was "fucking".

I've thought about calling him to talk about it but I'm unsure as to what delusion his mind has created to protect his ego from what happened.

Im conflicted about what i should do.
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