Shits Not Classic

[Cecily]

Well with Velious coming out, we finally have a truly classic EQ environment to play in. All that remains is some patches and tiny bug fixes till we're finished, right? No. The player base isn't classic at all. Your'e all really mean people with a hatred for typos and a passion for morans and/or inside job terrorist attacks. EQ people back in the day were insufferably nice, passive aggressive introverts who would shun the fuck out of you if you were an asshole.

Somwhere in the last 15 years we lost our way as internet users. That asshole players like you and I seem to run this server highlights our failing as a community. To get back to a truly classic experience we all need to be banned before Velious. Registration in the future would require Amish lineage, the only people who know how to conduct a proper shunning these days. They are also 15 years behind, minimum, so they should be circa 1999 nice. And all mean sounding posts would require optional mandatory smileys [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] or be shunned.

Save P1999 and request your ban today!