Sexual super power

[Agatha]

If you had to have one sexual super power what would it be.

Mine would be like, i'd get painful premonitions about whoever is near me next sexual encounter, always the money shot too. Like my mom would come close to me and id painfully perceive the sexual moment between my mom and dad later that night where he busts all over her face.

Edit: i'd be called professor sex, and id ride round on a segway.

[Swish]

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[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Agatha [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Like my mom would come close to me and id painfully perceive the sexual moment between my mom and dad later that night where he busts all over her face.

Sorry bud, its not your dad, its he mailman.

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[pharmakos]

obviously the ability to make any woman want to have sex with me

why would you pick anything else?







well i suppose a good argument could also be made for immunity to all STDs...

[freez]

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[Nocsucow]

Originally Posted by freez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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LMFAO love this

[Retti_]

U still playing game agatha?

[Greegon]

smaller dick, sick of all the crying bros

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Greegon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

smaller dick, sick of all the crying bros

You could also just stop banging dudes.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by mostbitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

never ending jizz stream

That's gonna be awkward at family dinners.