Jerome and Pope*****s Bitchin' ADVENTSHO

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Jerome and POPE*****s Bitchin' ADVENTSHO

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(On a porch, in the summertime. Jerome is sitting around with POPE*****, smoke carresses the area)

JEROME: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN POPE*****

----POPE*****: IS CAFFEINE + MARIJUANA A DEADLY MIX

JEROME: YES........... YOU WILL DIE

----POPE*****: OGOD MY LIFE,...YOU MUST NOT BE JOKING WITH ME JEE-ROME

JEROME: OMGOSH.... I WOULDNT JOKE -- ABOUT SUCH A THING

----POPE*****: I WOULD HOPE YOU WOULDNT

JEROME: YES

----POPE*****: YOU WOULD?!

JEROME: NO.... I WAS CONFIRMING YOUR STATEMENT

----POPE*****: OH SORRRY... MY BAD

JEROME: THATS OK WE ARE ALL *****S 2ETHER HERE

----POPE*****: ITS PEACE EASY SON

JEROME: WORD DAWG.... WORD

----POPE*****: LETS HIT UP MAGNOLIA AND GET US SOME CUPCAKEZ

JEROME: I TOLD YOU THAT IM CRAZY FOR TEHSE CUPCAKES COUSIN......SNACK ATTACK MUTHAFUCKA

----POPE*****: FO SHO... SO WHEN D O DOUBLE G COMIN DOWN?

JEROME: I THOUGHT J00 GNU, CRUNCHYBONERFACEBOY.... BUTTSNATCHFAGAZZNIGGR0XWAREZB0YWH0RE IS IN DA HAY-OH-WAY-OWSE

----POPE*****: MAN i AM FUCKING BANNED FORM imoimoimo GRO-SHERRY STO

JEROME: FUCK!.... THERE'Z THIAZS GUY AT imoimoimo GRO-SHURRY STORE AND HE SZYZ HIS BEST FRIENDZ AT MIDWAY WILL GIVE UZ BUTTALITIES

----POPE*****: MAN U FUCKIN LIE... IM THE ONLY ONE WIT A FONE....YOU MAKE A ****** WANNA KILL A MOFUCKA SHOW SOMEONE WUTSZUP

JEROME: SUM KID PISSED ALL OVER IN THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT AND OF COURSE OUT OF 80 FUXN PPL THEY CALLED ME TO MOP IT UP BUT THAT WUZ KEWL CUZ IT GOT ME CLOSER TO THE CANDY AISLE SO I GOTS ME SUM FREE LUNCH

----POPE*****: AH ***** YOU DONT PLAY DAT SHOT.... SHEE-OT MAH BAD

JEROME: ECJK BOONE MAILED ME SAY NOOB KEWLIO....DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MUTHAFUXIN MOTUTH, ITS ME WARREN G DA ***** WIT DA CLOUT

----POPE*****: NAB DA+ ***** IS A MOFUCKIN *****

JEROME: NO WAY IS WAS KKKKKONIFRMEZZ BBY MY AOLSAQHOMEZDIQLIQ MKCORY

----POPE*****: MAN DAT RITE THURR IS MOFUCKIN BS SHIT SON U CANT EVEN LIE PROPERLY N SHIT

JEROME: IF J00 ORDER TODAY, YOU GET A GINSU KNIFE AND A SMOKELESS ASHTRAY

----POPE*****: I DONT NEED NO FUCKIN ASHTRY I DROP DAT SHIT ON THE CURB LIKE I DO A MOFUCKA WHO COMES TO GET SOME

JEROME: MUSS BEE YER SPLEAN HURTIN CUZ I JUS BUSS A CAPP IN IT BIZZONITCHEZ

----POPE*****: DAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUM BOYEEEEEEEE

JEROME: OUDOWN: YEHA BUT EGM MAG SEZ DAT SONY R00LLLLZ SO THEY MUUST BVE RIGHT... EEEGM DOESNT LIIE RIGHTH?

----POPE*****: YO MOFCKA WHY U BE ALL LYIN BOUT DAT WAREZ-LAME BIZNEZ

JEROME: HAHAHAHAH PIMPIN IS SO EREET, I BET R0B0C0D USES IT ALL THE TIME IN THE GRO-SHURRY STOR ... HE SAYS LIKE "GIVE ME BITCHIN DOLLAS AND YO PIMPIN JEW-LURRY OR I WILL COLLIDE YOUR AZZ" AND THEY JUST DO

----POPE*****: O FUCK MAN I SURRRSCIBE TO DAT MAGAZINE D00d

JEROME: HELL YES, ITS ALL ABOUT WHEN YOU GO INTO THOSE ROOMS WITH ALL FORTYFIVE EATIN BITCH PUSSY CLIT CHUNX WAREZ GIFZ OF CUNT CHICK ASS LICKERS DUDE

----POPE*****: MAN U GET ALL NERDY ON ME SOMETIMES ***** BOI SUUN

JEROME: BITCH MY PUNK ASSCHEESELICK CARPAL TUNNELS ARE HURTIN LIKE A PINK BUTT HOT DOG ASS JUICE DRINK BITCHPUNX

----POPE*****: MAN THE SHIT IS BUZZIN IN MAH HEAD LIKE I GTO SHOT BY A BULLET OR SOME SHIT

JEROME: THERE GOES MY ASSCHUCK SIDE PAINS AGAIN

----POPE*****: MAN YOU ARE THE SCHNEEEZIEST FATTEST MOFUCKA I EVER DAD SEEE

JEROME: MUST BE SOME CLITGIFJUICEBITCHPUNX PONYASSLCIKWAREZ SHIT

----POPE*****: PREACH IT BRUTHAH

JEROME: I WILL COPY IT TO THE NUGGETBOARD

----POPE*****: MAN THEY STILL DO THE DICE GAMEZ AT DAT BITCH?

JEROME: DAMN RIGHT ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR PONYASSNUGGETJUICE GETS INTO YER MOUHZ BLAQSAQATTAQ AND FUXORS GIFJUICE YOUR CLITSAQ

----POPE*****: AIGHT MAN LETS GET BITCHIN AND HOOPIN AND A HOLLERIN ON OUTTA HERE .... I SAID LETS ROLL *****

JEROME: YOU KNOW WHATS NUGGET FUXED UP IS THAT I UNDERSTOOD THOSE ASSNUGGETS THE FIRST TIME YOU TYPED THEM... DAMN MY CLIT NUGGET WAREZBITCH IS CUMMIN WITH THAT ROOMJUICE, IM ABOUT TO BITCHFUCK THE DOGPISS ******OX THAT FUNX MY GIFMOMSCLIT SHITFUX

----POPE*****: YOU GOODTOGO?

JEROME: J00VE GOT BITCHPUNX!!!

----POPE*****: FUCKIN U ARE SO WHITE YOU WYT BITCH CRACKA ASS

JERMONE: J00 NUTSAQ FAGASS PONYDICKJUICE FUQOR COCKFIGHTIN TAQ NAQ (SHEEET!) BUT WUTEVA LES ROLL

(cut to the white boys getting in a pimped out car from the EIGHTIES)

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Scene II - The Fuck Factory


(JEROME and POPE***** roll up to the grocery store)

JEROME: MAN WUT THA FUCK YOU CANT BE UP IN DIS MOTHAFUCKA

----POPE*****: I KNO BTICH IM JUST HEADIN ON DOWN TO DA FUCKIN PETSMART N SHIT

JEROME: OMGARSH I KNO YOU WERE FUCKT UP BUT DATZ FUCKT UP BITCHNIZZLE... DONT CHO SISTER WORK THERE MAN THAT BITCH IS HARSH UGLY BITCH

----POPE*****: MAN YOU OWNT WANNA MAKE ME BUST A CAP IN YO BLACK ASS. AIGHT MAN ILL BE FUCKIN BACK (1 MIN SHEEET!)

JEROME: AIGHT MAN IMA TRY TO SELL SOME O' OUR CRACK TO FEED MOMS, PEEACE!

(----POPE***** enters the petsmart, and walks up the aisle)

----POPE*****: MAN MOY DICK IS LIKE FUCKIN RUSSIAN BLOOD LIKE A BITCH BE ALL UP ON ME

(He eyes a puppy)

----POPE*****: AWHWHW FUCK MAN MY DICK IS GONNA BURST.... I THINK IT'LL BE ALRITE...COME HERE LIL D O DOUBLE G

(he slides his penis into the dog, who barks a high-pitched bark)

----POPE*****: YA YOU TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH, OYA OYA AYYEEEEEEEEEEE AYEEEEEEE OOOH OOOH AYEEEE!

(the dog is scratching up his legs making them bleed. POPE*****'s sister walks in)

**Clarita: WHAT THE FUCK POPE ***** YOU DOIN TO THE DOG?

----POPE*****: CHILL BITCH OR ILL PLAY DA BITCH

**Clarita: I never.... never noticed how strong your legs thrust before... how deliciously huge your cock is.

----POPE*****: WANT SUM BITCH

(**Clarita grabs a dog chew toy bone that is the size of a human leg., she hits it against her hand like a billy club)

**Clarita: I'll give you what you want baby

----POPE*****: OH SIS YOU KINKY BITCH I CANT BRING HOME TO MAMA

(**Clarita slides the dogbone into her vagina, but only about 1/4 of the way in... she points it upwards like a penis, and violently thrusts it in and out of POPE*****'s ass. POPE***** begins to scream.)

----POPE*****: OGOD Clarita YOU DEVILISH HO