I use paper plates, paper towels, plastic water bottles, etc...

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...and I don't recycle.

There are a few reasons for my lifestyle choice

1. Convenience. No dishes or nothing, just throw in the trash
2. No fluoride to touch my teeth for 2 seconds and rot my brain and other organs for 8 hours.
3. Pisses off hippies, and all hippies are commies

my personal impact is so trivial that i dont care about the future when Im worm food. Plus, a little paper and plastic literally isn't doing any harm. Just taking up space but i again do not care

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I take the 5 cent hit on every bottle as a "fuck hippies tax". It's glorious

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ya fuk it who cares

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the tax is basically like welfare for them since picking bottles out of trash cans is how hippies make a living

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When we get done shitting up this planet, we will just find a new one to shit up. So who gives a fuk.. I try and hit every sign I pass with my 20oz coke or my budlight.

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When I pass all the inmates picking up trash on the side of the road, I dump out all my ashtrays while passing them. Gives them more time outside the jail n shit.

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me and my pot smokin pals are still on a perpetual mission to hotbox the earth

one of my friends currently has a pre-smogger diesel that legally shoots black chemical clouds of death that engulf the entire neighborhood and knock birds from flight. Even though it only gets like 5 miles per gallon its our main transportation

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I go into woman's public restrooms and piss all over the seats of the toliets.

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as for me I have a quite fuel economic vehicle but to get around this I generally drive the tin can with the accelerator floored to 117mph (unfortunately computer capped and too lazy to crack it)

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only way to roll is

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