Mandamus

[Reiwa]

Do you like my hat?

It is a very nice hat, I think.

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I am wearing this hat to symbolize that I am a true American and you should trust me.

Let me speak to you about the issues you and yours hold most dear. I have a hat.

Do you trust me and my hat?

Also, I was convicted of embezzlement in 2013. But that was before the hat.