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Old 05-20-2011, 03:24 PM
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Too many gnomes is not playin' gnomes no more. Skope, Grimelder, Gnomerit, Ammutt is all playin' big folks now. I try content self wit' knowledge dat dem is still gnomes at heart. Butbut... NALKIN is playin' a BARD now, TOO! *bursts into tears*

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Old 05-20-2011, 03:46 PM
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Too many gnomes is not playin' gnomes no more. Skope, Grimelder, Gnomerit, Ammutt is all playin' big folks now. I try content self wit' knowledge dat dem is still gnomes at heart. Butbut... NALKIN is playin' a BARD now, TOO! *bursts into tears*

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Old 05-20-2011, 04:15 PM
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Too many gnomes is not playin' gnomes no more. Skope, Grimelder, Gnomerit, Ammutt is all playin' big folks now. I try content self wit' knowledge dat dem is still gnomes at heart. Butbut... NALKIN is playin' a BARD now, TOO! *bursts into tears*

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Gnome speak .... is
1. run on sentences
2. the big words...
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:19 PM
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Too many gnomes is not playin' gnomes no more. Skope, Grimelder, Gnomerit, Ammutt is all playin' big folks now. I try content self wit' knowledge dat dem is still gnomes at heart. Butbut... NALKIN is playin' a BARD now, TOO! *bursts into tears*

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1. run on sentences
2. big words... big concepts (remember your small and must be big.)
3. technical talk... always steam powered
4. constant tangents that no one seems to understand or care about.
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:24 PM
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Too many gnomes is not playin' gnomes no more. Skope, Grimelder, Gnomerit, Ammutt is all playin' big folks now. I try content self wit' knowledge dat dem is still gnomes at heart. Butbut... NALKIN is playin' a BARD now, TOO! *bursts into tears*

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am i incorrect in assuming that you are married? every female gnome i meet in everquest is a married mid 30s something.
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:26 PM
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My favorite gnome out of any fantasy novel is Gnimsh, the gnome inventor from The Test of the Twins trilogy in Dragonlance. I was only 10 when i read that book and I cried for poor Tas when Raistlin fried him with the lightning bolt.
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:37 PM
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:42 PM
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Ninik is like 5 years old... you show me a young gnomeling that speaks better.

She is quite precocious for her age, please leave her be.
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:43 PM
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She is the equivalent of 5, in human years (which is like 40 in gnome years, still a youngling), but sooo many tallards don't understand how a gnome's mind develops into the brilliance that is common among our people at 100+.
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