Take me under your wing

[Slashurr]

I want to be like all of the dudes from the tzvz server. no one on p1999 likes me and i need new friends. what do I have to do to prove myself?

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

[Foxx]

u need to make a homevideo of you dribbling between your legs, around the back, draining a 3, and dunking.

til then, you are a blue loser and we won't accept you

[Bruno]

Originally Posted by Slashurr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

PS - what's the deal with all the basketball references?

Metaphors and shit bro. Don't worry about all of that though, I would rather see you dribbling and draining 3s.

[Slashurr]

i played YMCA basketball all through highschool! I was bad though [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[guineapig]

I have a mini basketball hoop attached to a trashcan at work.... but we recycle most everything so I don't get much practice. Can I join your gang anyway?

[Littlegyno]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a mini basketball hoop attached to a trashcan at work.... but we recycle most everything so I don't get much practice. Can I join your gang anyway?

No homosexuals allowed. Unlike the military, we're staying true to our Christian roots. Praise Box Jesus.

[guineapig]

Originally Posted by Littlegyno [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No homosexuals allowed. Unlike the military, we're staying true to our Christian roots. Praise Box Jesus.

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)

[Tombom]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)

praying for you

[Littlegyno]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So you are a bigot too? I surely hope you aren't religious because there is a special kind of hell for people like you.


It's alright though, I lied about the basketball hoop on the trashcan. I don't even like basketball. Who the hell wants to see a bunch of giant sweaty guys jumping all over the place chasing a ball around.... (see what I did there?)

All my red pals, let's pray for this lost soul. Praise box Jesus.

[Ihealyou]

I got the inside infoz on what the basketball stuff is about. I'll sell it to you for 1000p.