stupid gay 'game' superhot

[Big_Japan]

well i wasted my time "pirating" this unreleased early access pile of shit cause I heard it was at least a cool tech demo. just writing in to confirm it's not worth even that. Whatever calculations the engine has to do to speed up/slow time based on your movement just about catch my fucking computer on fire even when gfx are turned all the way down.

And why the fuck do bullets go at the speed of an archer's arrow even when you're moving in real time? Is it because at realistic speeds the game design didn't make any fucking sense and the game wasn't fun? Is it because they were afraid to give you enough movement speed for skill at the game to actually matter? Bullet velocity is so low that the slowmo mechanic isn't even necessary to beat even the hardest levels.

Why can't you crouch?

Why does the sword, what could have been the coolest weapon, always slice people in half in the same spot of the torso even though other melee weapons have accurate hit detection and I can shatter skulls with a bat swing to the face?

Videogames fucking suck. This is a cutting edge tech demo? People paid $20 to play this shit? i hope it got them on a FEMA internment list

If i could tell my angsty 15 year old self one thing, it would be that foregoing suicide to see the wonders of the future will be pretty pointless.

Here's a video you can click around for gameplay footage. This idiot shill screams about how "this game is awesome". I like bukkake so i found this pretty amusing at least.