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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How long?

The a answer is instantaneously.

[Duik]

Did someone say jokes.

I once holidayed in Jamaica and did the tourist things, I entered a dim smokey shop with a grizzled old man behind the counter.

We nodded t'ward each other as i motioned to a pair of leather shoes. The old man said they were imbued wirh mystic power to always, if worn correctly get the owner home safely.

Holy shit, stumbing from the pub will never be easier! That worked for about 2 months then the shoes disappeared.
The shoes got bored of short drunken trips and wanted some excitement. It stole a car and crashed it into a lake.
The shoes were recovered but never again magically made their way home again.
I was crestfallen. I decided to visit the local priest. He listened intently and said it is ok my son your mystic footware are in heaven, you see as it turns out, shoes have soles.

[magnetaress]

Oh lord...

[Trexller]

Asked my cousin about how he likes living in North Korea, he said, "You know, I really can't complain"

[Duik]

Trex' cousin is Kim?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Trex' cousin is Kim?

Nah i doubt it, we don't look alike. I mean we would look alike to the rest of you, but yeah IYKYK

I figure just statistically i gotta have NOKO relatives but they don't know about netflix weed and pizza so what are they really missing?

[Duik]

If ya love IYKYK try this stuff.
https://youtu.be/iFGhKs2a_k8?feature=shared

[magnetaress]

If you know you know.

I don't know.

It's good music tho. Not something I'll listen to more than once.

[Crepido]

what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5 (?)

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Crepido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5

yes (3)