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Originally Posted by d3r14k
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Your ass looks like two bowls of jello in a potato sack. No one is checking that out.
(I'm kidding, I'm sure your ass is fine.)
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I don't know if I'd rather my friends look at my dick or ass. It's a tough decision.
One of my ex-girlfriend's wouldn't let me wear a pair of jeans out because "other girls will look at your dick".
My dick wasn't protruding, so I was confused.
Maybe she just hated those jeans.