| returnofahipster |
09-22-2011 10:52 AM |
Who Am I? Riddle time!
Riddle 1-
I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.
Answer - ???
Riddle 2 -
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.
Answer - ???
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