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John2020 11-20-2013 04:38 AM

Erotic Roleplaying Thread
 
Hello old friends! John2020 here. I have been doing so much roleplaying and I love every single second of it. I am going to conduct an experiment. I am going to spicy sex chat some roleplay in the form of a stream of consciousness. I encourage everyone else who plays on this server to do the same. You can be whatever you want to be. You can be a man. You can be a woman. You can be Irish if you please. You can even be Chinese.

Now in my personal life, my grandmother passed away who I lived with and taken care of for many years. For this test i will remember her fondly and I will in fact become my grandmother. Well here it goes. I encourage every other person out there to follow my footsteps.

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I take my blanket and lay down with my legs stretched out on my bed. My wrinkled skin gives off the odor of old raisons. My soft, quiet, but deeply raspy voice moans uncomfortably while the chilling breeze comes in through the open window and causes pain. "Junior...will you please close the window?" I wimper barely legible. I look at the walls in front of the bed and realize the brown and green flowers decorating the wallpaper seemed like a good idea in my youth but clearly doesn't hold up these days. Oh well. It is too late to redecorate now. Annoyed that I recieved no answer from Junior, I slowly raise my body to an upright position against the bedframe. In the minute it took me to do this, I realize that the area underneath my pants is wet. "Dang! There is no way I'll be able to sleep here tonight! I can't believe I forgot the towel this time! Why does getting old have to be so cruel?" I think to myself.

"Junior"......"Junior"......"Junior"......."Junior " I moan softly. The frusturation and sorrow overwhelms me and I begin to weep a little.......Its been a half an hour now. Why me?!...Junior must be deep asleep....Why didnt he set up that baby monitor yet?! I will have to ask him to set it up in the morning."

John2020 11-20-2013 04:45 AM

so what do you thank? Please write either the next part or write your own.

susvain0362 11-20-2013 04:50 AM

can i be a gay black person named susvain

Skittlez 11-20-2013 07:19 AM

Can I be 'The guy who shits up your thread' guy?

DOPE 11-20-2013 07:48 AM

this cat is definitely tweakin.

fishingme 11-20-2013 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOPE (Post 1193838)
this cat is definitely tweakin.

Due to stopping after reading the first sentence, you sure he ain't twerkin? At least roleplaying

runlvlzero 11-20-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John2020 (Post 1193786)
Hello old friends! John2020 here. I have been doing so much roleplaying and I love every single second of it. I am going to conduct an experiment. I am going to spicy sex chat some roleplay in the form of a stream of consciousness. I encourage everyone else who plays on this server to do the same. You can be whatever you want to be. You can be a man. You can be a woman. You can be Irish if you please. You can even be Chinese.

Now in my personal life, my grandmother passed away who I lived with and taken care of for many years. For this test i will remember her fondly and I will in fact become my grandmother. Well here it goes. I encourage every other person out there to follow my footsteps.

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I take my blanket and lay down with my legs stretched out on my bed. My wrinkled skin gives off the odor of old raisons. My soft, quiet, but deeply raspy voice moans uncomfortably while the chilling breeze comes in through the open window and causes pain. "Junior...will you please close the window?" I wimper barely legible. I look at the walls in front of the bed and realize the brown and green flowers decorating the wallpaper seemed like a good idea in my youth but clearly doesn't hold up these days. Oh well. It is too late to redecorate now. Annoyed that I recieved no answer from Junior, I slowly raise my body to an upright position against the bedframe. In the minute it took me to do this, I realize that the area underneath my pants is wet. "Dang! There is no way I'll be able to sleep here tonight! I can't believe I forgot the towel this time! Why does getting old have to be so cruel?" I think to myself.

"Junior"......"Junior"......"Junior"......."Junior " I moan softly. The frusturation and sorrow overwhelms me and I begin to weep a little.......Its been a half an hour now. Why me?!...Junior must be deep asleep....Why didnt he set up that baby monitor yet?! I will have to ask him to set it up in the morning."

I think you should keep it to in game stuff only, no IRL references. For example no one in EQ has a penis, so penis is not allowed, but you could feeler up some dark elf boobs.

runlvlzero 11-20-2013 10:44 AM

Also since everyone in EQ is depicted over the age of 18, more or less, you shouldn't be using "junior".

Also if thats where you start, your pretty bad troll. You have to sucker some people into actually playing with you before you get into creep territory.

myriverse 11-20-2013 11:54 AM

"Junior" has nothing to do with age.

runlvlzero 11-20-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myriverse (Post 1194024)
"Junior" has nothing to do with age.

I'm pretty sure where this is going, but you are correct lol.


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