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Drugs, Hormone pills, Unemployment and living till 35+ with mom

Beards

I be seeking a Quartermaster, Gunners, Powder Monkeys, Boatswain, cooks, and pirate balladeers! If ye got one eye and can sing and curse like a scurvy dog then welcome aboard!

This is beautiful, Norrath and its seas will be better because of it.

I be seeing yellow landlubbers here! Where be me crew? There be no brave souls to join me in plundering Norrath? (Need five people to start /petition for <Arrrggh Me Eye> ) I just accidentally stabbed my eye this morning on jungle grass. Aye I be ready to be a pirate! ARRG!

ARRRGG Be we really living in world where Dial a Daniel or Kittens Who Say Meow be real but we be having no pirate guild?? This server has no soul!