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Speedi 03-04-2017 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skarlorn (Post 2480121)
Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Druid should of dumped you. Druid solo efreeti.

Jerk!

welly321 03-04-2017 11:52 AM

There once was a druid named Allio,
He had alot of Pallios
Then he made Shamsade
Sprawlz was never paid
And Dawn Believers descended into a pile of steaming hot poopsocks

kotton05 03-04-2017 12:09 PM

Zeelot didn't doctor any logs. I fizzled and knew what happened but I let the server witch hunt him.

Sorn 03-04-2017 01:26 PM

Here is a mediocre poem about a beleaguered mage I met in HoT.

Oh, you poor mage, you know in hindsight
AFK in ToV just ain't right.
It wasn’t nice,
you paid the price:
a whole twenty levels in one night.

(The twenty levels was after several clerics teamed up to rez her.)

Panicsferd 03-04-2017 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss (Post 2480304)
There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

That is pretty good. LMAO.

thanks for the laughs.

I decided to write a poem myself; here it is:

Shamsade's love for scamming is so great,
his heart melts for gear 'til the dusk of day.
The public outcries when he's away,
fleecing, stealing 'til day's dawn.

His methods are legendary,
Wondering when 'you'll be next,
Trading is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I need to try that Ceremonial Iksar Chestplate on first before I pay!"

ZiggyTheMuss 03-05-2017 01:12 AM

how do you add a bunch of pictures like that?!? Seems like something a.... Nerd... Would know how to do! Hmmmmm!

Detoxx 03-05-2017 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kotton05 (Post 2480540)
Zeelot didn't doctor any logs. I fizzled and knew what happened but I let the server witch hunt him.

Liar! You didn't know what happened lol

Kaight 03-05-2017 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater (Post 2480123)
WTS one P99 account, barely used.

this is perfect

http://i.imgur.com/WzRI1mO.jpg

Sadre Spinegnawer 03-05-2017 02:49 AM

I can't believe even knowing the baby shoes, never worn, precedent, this is going to be interesting very much at fifty words. Seems a bit long winded. I would rather argue, let's try for 35?

Sadre Spinegnawer 03-15-2017 09:15 PM

Let's do 10.

18 Wizard. Can travel. Need rez in highhold pass, orcs.


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