Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[Kagatob]

He'll try to spin it, but we already know the truth, he hasn't left his house in years.

Just wondering if anyone has some stats on how many hours the boy's logged in camping those dragons and what hours he's typically forumquesting. Leaving 4-6 hour gaps in consideration of naptime.

Non-TMO sources preferred for added validity.
TMO sources preferred for obv. Spinlulz.

[Relapse2]

it has been confirmed he is on track to hit 70,000 posts this year... he had around 50k last year

[Ashburn]

inb4 "prove it"

[Alarti0001]

inb4 "prove it"

validate it.

Also relapse before you were claiming 50k lifetime now its 50k a year? Meth rotts your brain mano.

[OMGWTF420]

inb4 "prove it"

[Hailto]

Oh come on, Alarti isn't that bad. He just has an unfortunate guild tag.

[Relapse2]

you made your first post at 9:01 am yesterday..50 posts later it is now 2AM and you're still at it ... this happens 7 days a week non stop

[Ashburn]

inb4 something about spin

[Autotune]

inb4 something about meatspin

[Alarti0001]

you made your first post at 9:01 am yesterday..50 posts later it is now 2AM and you're still at it ... this happens 7 days a week non stop

Prove it. :)

[Relapse2]

this dude f5's for 20 hours a day, jesus christ

[Kagatob]

Prove it. :)

It's fairly consistant from page to page. (http://http://www.project1999.org/forums/search.php?searchid=1936698&pp=25)

The longest break you've had outside of your 2am-9ish am holes was 4 hours, probably raiding, totes jobless though.

[Alarti0001]

It's fairly consistant from page to page. (http://http://www.project1999.org/forums/search.php?searchid=1936698&pp=25)

The longest break you've had outside of your 2am-9ish am holes was 4 hours, probably raiding, totes jobless though.

prove it

[Kagatob]

prove it

Your actions are proof enough. No guesswork or inferencing required.

[Alarti0001]

Your actions are proof enough. No guesswork or inferencing required.

Thats like me saying well you have posted 6 times in an hour now. SO therefore you must post 6 times an hours ad infinitum. Derp

[Daldolma]

500 posts in past 16 days on elf forum, this is an intervention

[Kagatob]

Thats like me saying well you have posted 6 times in an hour now. SO therefore you must post 6 times an hours ad infinitum. Derp

Incorrect, as my listed posting history shows quite the contrary.

Spin harder.

[Alarti0001]

Lol derpers... you do realize my posts are in reply to people? Tell me this claim you intend to make and how you support this claim.!

[Kagatob]

Lol derpers... you do realize my posts are in reply to people? Tell me this claim you intend to make and how you support this claim.!

Replies aren't posts? :eek:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Loituma.gif
Weak spin.

[Alarti0001]

Replies aren't posts? :eek:


Weak spin.

Watch out your post count is climbing.~! But in response if someone is talking to me or directing some post to me or my guild. I should not reply so my post count doesn't climb? You just seem ... dumb

I'm just performing a service here. There are too many people incapable of logic, reason and proper thinking. Yourself included. I will continue to response to incorrect information until the ignorance decreases. With FE here up and arms the level of idiocy and lies are unusually high, so I have had to adjust my posting habits accordingly. However, if there was little misinformation you would notice my post count dropping. So if you want me to stop posting... stop lying or fact check your posts.

[Kagatob]

Watch out your post count is climbing.~! But in response if someone is talking to me or directing some post to me or my guild. I should not reply so my post count doesn't climb? You just seem ... dumb.
The entire point of the thread is to prove that you forumquest 24/7 and I had requested correlation of your in-game playtime for the luls and to in all likelyhood explain the few gaps in your posting hourly day after day with complete consistancy.
I didn't bring up post count, that's just a total number, another had however brought up how often you post, statistics which support the theory that there really is only a one-time 6 hour gap in your daily posting in which you are asleep.

failspin
I'm just performing a service here....
Irrelevant, you're trying to make an excuse to give yourself gratification in the fact that you are basement dwelling, jobless, and forever alone, which you pretty sufficiently confirm in your post.

So if you want me to stop posting... stop lying or fact check your posts.
I don't care either way, now that you've confirmed the validity of my claims in the first place.

[Godefroi]

alarti never knows when to stop, he is lost in hid head, and life :(

[Lorraine]

he hasn't left his house in years


Don't be hatin now just because the guy can no longer fit through his door frames.

[Tasslehofp99]

Don't be hatin now just because the guy can no longer fit through his door frames.

Lol'd


Just cause, it didn't have to be alarti he just asks for it.


Btw the claims of lies being spread my FE are hilarious.
We have no reason to make things up when we are gaining ground week to week.


If tmo stopped posting in rnf, it would dry up and be a useless forum which no one visits often.

RNF should just be renamed TMO & friends.

[Alarti0001]

Lol'd


Just cause, it didn't have to be alarti he just asks for it.


Btw the claims of lies being spread my FE are hilarious.
We have no reason to make things up when we are gaining ground week to week.


If tmo stopped posting in rnf, it would dry up and be a useless forum which no one visits often.

RNF should just be renamed TMO & friends.

Hoff ! Have you or have you not planned to level up monk accounts to train tmo and be suspended!

[Alarti0001]

The entire point of the thread is to prove that you forumquest 24/7 and I had requested correlation of your in-game playtime for the luls and to in all likelyhood explain the few gaps in your posting hourly day after day with complete consistancy.
I didn't bring up post count, that's just a total number, another had however brought up how often you post, statistics which support the theory that there really is only a one-time 6 hour gap in your daily posting in which you are asleep.

failspin

Irrelevant, you're trying to make an excuse to give yourself gratification in the fact that you are basement dwelling, jobless, and forever alone, which you pretty sufficiently confirm in your post.


I don't care either way, now that you've confirmed the validity of my claims in the first place.

Please explain to me how anything you say proves I am alone? jobless? or even have a basement to live in? You seem to have a problem with the truth. IMO its more pathetic to assume the nature of someone in an effort to make you feel better about your own lack of self-worth.
Its okay though, I am used to pathetic fucks having an obsession with me... join he club!

[Tasslehofp99]

Hoff ! Have you or have you not planned to level up monk accounts to train tmo and be suspended!

lol, is that necessary? we seem to be doing pretty well without that.

[finalgrunt]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qnyuy0.gif

[Alarti0001]

lol, is that necessary? we seem to be doing pretty well without that.

So are you affirming my response? Grats on inny btw we totally failed and didnt have a tracker :)

[rsloans84]

anyone who raids is obviously jobless or in school which they will more than likely fail @ because they spend their life trying in a game they fail at. if u wanna correct any grammar fuck u because it doesnt matter everyone knows alarti is a sausagestuffer...he more than likely lives at home with his mommy he dont live in a basement because they cant afford it because he dont get a job to supply rent.

[Alarti0001]

anyone who raids is obviously jobless or in school which they will more than likely fail @ because they spend their life trying in a game they fail at. if u wanna correct any grammar fuck u because it doesnt matter everyone knows alarti is a sausagestuffer...he more than likely lives at home with his mommy he dont live in a basement because they cant afford it because he dont get a job to supply rent.

Are you implying I am gay or that I work in a sausage factory?

[Daldolma]

intervention has failed, immersion too great, alarti cannot stop posting

all please keep his wasted life in your thoughts this week

[OMGWTF420]

all please keep his wasted life in your thoughts this week

no thanks

[Godefroi]

Im sorry guys, cenu attests he aint virgin, but short and awkward aswell as quick to pop the moss, that, Absolutely.

[Alarti0001]

Im sorry guys, cenu attests he aint virgin, but short and awkward aswell as quick to pop the moss, that, Absolutely.

you try so hard.... you fail even harder! :P

[Misto]

What's the purpose of this thread.

Sent from my 8 yr old laptop dats right, we be mobile.

[Stibe]

500 posts in 16 days on a forum this dead? Thats sad.

[jkfranklin]

500 posts in 16 days on a forum this dead? Thats sad.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/aef/735/65c/resized/butthurt-dweller-meme-generator-forever-virgin-7f3851.jpg

[Tippett]

im convinced if blue RnF posts were counted some would be over 30k which is very, very sad

[Taresh]

diggles would be over 10k i can assure you

[Tanthallas]

prove it

[Tanthallas]

Prove it.

[Tanthallas]

/wrist

[Tanthallas]

I am gay... work in a sausage factory

Prove it.

[somnia]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjyycjEoH1r18s5bo1_500.gif

[Kagatob]

What's the purpose of this thread.

Apparently to show that Mr. spin is bad at spinning.

[Mortiiss]

Apparently to show that Mr. spin is bad at spinning.

Prove it.

[Kagatob]

Prove it.

You prove it.

[49shadesofgay]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

[Autotune]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

if that shit is true....

[49shadesofgay]

It is absolutely true. For the current figures (feb 10-feb 25) you need only click on Alarti's name and hit "find all posts by derplord200". It goes all the way back to feb9th, but I left those 3 posts off and rounded to the 10th.

In regards to the previous numbers, a valued member of the community has already done this research and performed similar calculations as mine on them:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?p=848966#post848966

I will update this monthly so that we can keep track of our favorite forum celebrity.

[Alarti0001]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day -
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day -


whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

[Yinaltin]

better accomplish something in rl than in eq id suggest.

[49shadesofgay]

whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

[Autotune]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

[Alarti0001]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

[Hailto]

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

Shades is Uthgaard, where have you been dawg?

[Tanthallas]

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

We are only trying to help him.

[49shadesofgay]

Alarti, being the devout truth lover that he is, loves when things are proven true, as can be surmised by his use of the phrase: prove it.

Near the beggining of this thread Alarti asked for a number of things to be proven, including his post count.

My task will be to meerly keep track of his post count, as he requested and provide the proof for everyone to see.

[49shadesofgay]

As to who is more pathetic, I won't get into an existential debate with you over what exactly is pathetic, I will only leave you with this little nugget of information from a previous post:

if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

Take from it what you will.

[jkfranklin]

agree with shades, dudes a straight loser.

[Rhambuk]

As to who is more pathetic, I won't get into an existential debate with you over what exactly is pathetic, I will only leave you with this little nugget of information from a previous post:



Take from it what you will.

My main on live had almost 365 days played, thats a year of my life. thats fucking pathetic.

[Rhambuk]

ive made like 30 posts today....then again I am unemployed and locked down so i dont go buy drugs =p

[Hailto]

ive made like 30 posts today....then again I am unemployed and locked down so i dont go buy drugs =p

Moral of the story, just smoke some weed next time.

[Rhambuk]

Moral of the story, just smoke some weed next time.

[Alarti0001]

Shades is Uthgaard, where have you been dawg?

No its not its a troll tiggles made up for fun..

[Hailto]

No its not its a troll tiggles made up for fun..

You sure about that?

[Alarti0001]

You sure about that?

Lol 100%

[Nirgon]

I am very well employed and post quite a bit

Am also a wizard

[Kagatob]

I am very well employed and post quite a bit

Am also a wizard

30 year old virgin. Don't think that's something to be proud about.

[Daldolma]

ive made like 30 posts today....then again I am unemployed and locked down so i dont go buy drugs =p

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[Kagatob]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[Servellious]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

BOOM HEADSHOT

[Tasslehofp99]

BOOM HEADSHOT

gg no re

[Cochonou]

Grats on inny btw we totally failed and didnt have a tracker :)

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8733/lapidation.jpg

Guess your trial members are tired of being stoned when tracking fails

[Rhambuk]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

Oh buuurrrnn.

Also what is censored in that pic, it just looks like a pile of rocks...

[Cochonou]

A man was burried alive and that's his head which is censored. In the end, you are right, it just looks like a pile of rocks ...

[Rhambuk]

oh wow thats awful just throwing rocks at his head.

what did this refference have to do with tracking in hate? lol

[Funkutron5000]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

My God. It's full of stars.

[Cochonou]

Guess your trial members are tired of being stoned when tracking fails

[Bodeanicus]

A man was burried alive and that's his head which is censored. In the end, you are right, it just looks like a pile of rocks ...

It's someone being "stoned" to death, not burned. Bury someone up to their neck, throw rocks at their head until they die. Probably the oldest form of public execution.

[Rhambuk]

It's someone being "stoned" to death, not burned. Bury someone up to their neck, throw rocks at their head until they die. Probably the oldest form of public execution.

if your going to do a public execution you might as well get everyone involved...

[Kagatob]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[Godefroi]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

ouch lol

[Kagatob]

I see he's still posting an average of 50 posts a day, even after all the bullshit he spammed before.

[Alarti0001]

I see he's still posting an average of 50 posts a day, even after all the bullshit he spammed before.

creeper

[Mortiiss]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[47shadesofgay]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

Hi folks, it looks like it's about that time again. Let's check in on our resident forum retard, confirmed tool: Alarti.

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 21 - March 12th: 483 posts - 25 per day - 9280 post per year

AVERAGE: 32 posts per day - 11680 posts per year

There is some obvious overlap included in this post, but regardless it shows a trend. It seems that Alarti has slowed a bit recently, and over the period is now averaging a mere 25 posts per day, down from a high of 36.

I've updated to include an averate rate based on the data points. We will calculate Alarti's time wasted based off of this value.

Using 1 minute per post as our time period, if Alarti were to keep his current pace, he will have spent 8.1% of his life this year posting on these forums. This does not account for time spent reading the forums, only posting.

[OMGWTF420]

confirmed tool: Alarti.



inb4 prove it

Dat Proof (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=100246&highlight=alarti+tool)

[White Ranger]

Your math is dogshit. Even posting 36 times a day at 1 min per post is only 2.5% of his life.

[Halfelfbard]

Who gives a shit what he does, yall are in love with em or something....fuck.

[Hitchens]

Alarti a true hero. Riling up bipolars and sperglords.

[47shadesofgay]

Your math is dogshit. Even posting 36 times a day at 1 min per post is only 2.5% of his life.

Only? Spending 2.5% of your year posting on an internet message board is somehow acceptable in your world? Not including time spent reading and browsing the forums.

What the hell is wrong with you?

TMO nut-hugggers. Confirmed are fine with spending 9 days out of an entire year just posting on internet message boards.


Wow.

[47shadesofgay]

In fairness to Alarti, I randomly selected 20 of his posts, and put them in a word document in order to get the word count.

This came out to 605 words in 20 posts, or 30.25 posts per word.

Now, someone who types at a "moderate" speed averages around 35wpm. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Words_per_minute).

Thus Alarti's posts are on average 14% shorter than the most average typer would type in a minute. This comes out to ~8.2sec per post saved.

Therefore, we can safely state that, assuming Alarti has "moderate" typing ability, given our sample size, and assuming that he does not stop frequently to make corrections, or to pause for reflection (we can agree on this I think) Alarti spends 51.2sec per post, not a full 60seconds.

Thus with 11680 posts per year, he will have spent 6.92days posting on these forums.

[White Ranger]

Only? Spending 2.5% of your year posting on an internet message board is somehow acceptable in your world? Not including time spent reading and browsing the forums.

What the hell is wrong with you?

TMO nut-hugggers. Confirmed are fine with spending 9 days out of an entire year just posting on internet message boards.


Wow.

And how much time to you spend wringing your hands so concerned about what somebody else posts on the internet? LOL so concerned you try to bust out some 3rd grade math and fucking fail at that as well. HAHA what a joke....

[White Ranger]

In fairness to Alarti, I randomly selected 20 of his posts, and put them in a word document in order to get the word count.

This came out to 605 words in 20 posts, or 30.25 posts per word.

Now, someone who types at a "moderate" speed averages around 35wpm. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Words_per_minute).

Thus Alarti's posts are on average 14% shorter than the most average typer would type in a minute. This comes out to ~8.2sec per post saved.

Therefore, we can safely state that, assuming Alarti has "moderate" typing ability, given our sample size, and assuming that he does not stop frequently to make corrections, or to pause for reflection (we can agree on this I think) Alarti spends 51.2sec per post, not a full 60seconds.

Thus with 11680 posts per year, he will have spent 6.92days posting on these forums.
LOL literally spending more time combing through Alarti's pays than Alarti spends typing them.

[47shadesofgay]

I've posted 86 times in 8 days, so ~10 per day.

Not that much I suppose.

[TotallyLegit]

I've posted 86 times in 8 days, so ~10 per day.

Not that much I suppose.

All trolling on an internet message board for a game you don't play and claim to not care about.

Your value is just about 0.

[47shadesofgay]

Prove it.

[Daldolma]

alarti rl confirmed wasteland of poor hygiene and underdeveloped social skills, p99 boards serve as last refuge from a cruel world of shampoo and eye contact

[Elrood]

Who gives a single shit what he does? Furthermore, why would you feel the need to 'expose' someone for being a virgin, unemployed, and/or living at home and/or fat and unhygienic? To make your totally successful life seem even better to you? Why are you so concerned? Why??

[Tanthallas]

Who gives a single shit what he does? Furthermore, why would you feel the need to 'expose' someone for being a virgin, unemployed, and/or living at home and/or fat and unhygienic? To make your totally successful life seem even better to you? Why are you so concerned? Why??

Why are you so concerned? heh..

[hatelore]

Should give Alarti some credit, he believes in the guild he is in and sticks up for his friends. He may seem whatever but.. people devoted to there friends and cause, aren't all that bad.

What the gd fuck did I just write that? I did, fer reel doe~

[OMGWTF420]

Should give Alarti some credit, he believes in the guild he is in and sticks up for his friends. He may seem whatever but.. people devoted to there friends and cause, aren't all that bad.

What the gd fuck did I just write that? I did, fer reel doe~

damn dude havent seen you in like a month and get all soft, wtf bro?

[hatelore]

I came out of the woodwork for Alarti, now buy me some vodka Alarti. por favor~

[xarzzardorn]

hitler was also devoted to his cause. checkmate

[Aviann]

Who gives a single shit what he does? Furthermore, why would you feel the need to 'expose' someone for being a virgin, unemployed, and/or living at home and/or fat and unhygienic? To make your totally successful life seem even better to you? Why are you so concerned? Why??

Because being a virgin, unemployed, and/or living at home fat and unhygienic is fucking disgusting and fun to make fun of. In the end, we only hope that it influences individuals fitting in that category to better themselves.

[Auvdar]

I'm shocked the "Bros, I just post from my phone in between banging super models while flying them in my own privet jet" excuse hasn't been used yet.

[Macarena]

once again no life losers being jealous and envious enough to make a bitch thread on the forum, lol, time to get a new hobby

[OMGWTF420]

who the fuck is macarena?

[Mortiiss]

2 BCGs WIZ VS epic piece.

[Kagatob]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[Kagatob]

Bump for banned.

[Razdeline]

http://jerome.boulinguez.free.fr/english/file/hotpotatoes/songs/we%20didnt%20start%20the%20retro.jpg

[Razdeline]

http://www.politickernj.com/files/images/BoltNJ043008.jpg