i tried the squatbox

[ymw]

Did not work as advertised. Messy venture, seat now crooked from slipping, ass bleeding from excessive wiping of overly soiled rectum.

Possible causes:

1) I'm not black. The guy in the demo video was black, does this matter?
2) I'm too fat. I'm not sure if I got enough knee elevation because of my gunt.

Has any fat white man confirmed that the squatbox functions as advertised? Please advise.

[OforOppression]

im fat and i can squatbox

you may be -too- fat

[Ephirith]

More people shit in this posture worldwide than there are white people on Earth.

[OforOppression]

well i mean, if dredge can squatbox, there's no way you're too fat.

[Lexical]

what's squat box?

[OMGWTF420]

TMI

[Alawen]

Confirmed Dredge is thinking about all our buttholes.

[gotrocks]

You're squatboxing wrong. It definitely works, as diggles pointed out there are millions of people around the world who shit like this every time they go to the toilet.

Its actually confirmed by doctors/shitexperts that you are supposed to shit like this. Shitting sitting down like we normally do has been a huge problem and leads to all kinds of shit like hemaroids.

Also, why the fuck does dredge have to mention his stupid ass green smoothie in every goddamn thread. lose some weight and stfu about your diabetes shit shake.

God i wish i wasn't on his ignore list.

[Daliant17447]

dredge your signature is fucking stupid

[gotrocks]

dredge your signature is fucking stupid

ignore list sig was 10x better.

current one is dumb as fuck. Clearly 'all the haters' took a fat shit on dredge that he never recovered from.

[Kagatob]

dredge your signature is fucking stupid

[OforOppression]

ignore list sig was 10x better.

current one is dumb as fuck. Clearly 'all the haters' took a fat shit on dredge that he never recovered from.

WE USED SQUATBOX

AND PRECARIOUS AMOUNTS OF GREEN MILKSHAKE OR WHATEVER THEFUCK

[gotrocks]

ROFL

spat out my fucking drink jst now.

[gotrocks]

WHY DID HE IGNORE US THAT WAS COMEDY FuCKING GOLD DIGGLES.

[Byrjun]

More people shit in this posture worldwide than there are white people on Earth.

So all the black people + dredge?

[Strifer]

I love coming into a thread and seeing that Dredge is talkin shit...literally
http://i.imgur.com/FWuz1ZJ.gif

[gotrocks]

and green shit shakes. it apparently goes in/out of all holes.

[ymw]

I need to stop putting cheese sticks in my green shake, for sure.

[Strifer]

and green shit shakes. it apparently goes in/out of all holes.

http://www.foodiggity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ecto-cooler-slimer-hi-c.jpg

is this acceptable?

[gotrocks]

i think its thicker than that.

[Strifer]

http://i.imgur.com/pezgM.gif