Forceful Entry, Poopsock Strategy Extraordinaires

[Zeelot]

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[Eccezan]

lmao...FE is nothing but an FTE guild that can't kill their own mobs. When left up to their own, embarrassing wipes ensue.

Verifiable video proof.

[Hailto]

lmao...FE is nothing but an FTE guild that can't kill their own mobs. When left up to their own, embarrassing wipes ensue.

Verifiable video proof.

TMO has never wiped

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[Tanthallas]

TMO kills VP mobs with a group of Paladins.

[Tiggles]

lmao...FE is nothing but an FTE guild that can't kill their own mobs. When left up to their own, embarrassing wipes ensue.

Verifiable video proof.

This week has been more then enough proof. Every.single.mob that FE has killed has been because they got FTE in a poop sock. Every.single.mob that has not spawned late in window/not easily poop socked FE EMBARRASED themselves with zero mobilization self trains or other imcompitence.

If I was a member of FE and I was at a raid that did not include ANY tanks because they wanted more easy tag FE classes I would quit on the spot.

Don't give me that "didn't notice" bullshit there officers are fucking tanks they would of noticed ASAP.

They came to sky in an atempt to steal a tag and ride the coat tails of TMO DPS for some free loot.


I hope this is sinking into the heads of the silent majority of FE players who aren't washed up raiders and they realize that FE is going down fast and Sloan and his pals have no need for gear and once the writing on the walls that FE isn't going to dethrone TMO he will ghost over might with as much as he can sell.

You can quote this post for later.

[Tanthallas]

Jesus this guy is as big of a psychopath as Loly.

[Alarti0001]

This week has been more then enough proof. Every.single.mob that FE has killed has been because they got FTE in a poop sock. Every.single.mob that has not spawned late in window/not easily poop socked FE EMBARRASED themselves with zero mobilization self trains or other imcompitence.

If I was a member of FE and I was at a raid that did not include ANY tanks because they wanted more easy tag FE classes I would quit on the spot.

Don't give me that "didn't notice" bullshit there officers are fucking tanks they would of noticed ASAP.

They came to sky in an atempt to steal a tag and ride the coat tails of TMO DPS for some free loot.


I hope this is sinking into the heads of the silent majority of FE players who aren't washed up raiders and they realize that FE is going down fast and Sloan and his pals have no need for gear and once the writing on the walls that FE isn't going to dethrone TMO he will ghost over might with as much as he can sell.

You can quote this post for later.


themysticalorder.net

[Loly Taa]

This week has been more then enough proof. Every.single.mob that FE has killed has been because they got FTE in a poop sock. Every.single.mob that has not spawned late in window/not easily poop socked FE EMBARRASED themselves with zero mobilization self trains or other imcompitence.

If I was a member of FE and I was at a raid that did not include ANY tanks because they wanted more easy tag FE classes I would quit on the spot.

Don't give me that "didn't notice" bullshit there officers are fucking tanks they would of noticed ASAP.

They came to sky in an atempt to steal a tag and ride the coat tails of TMO DPS for some free loot.


I hope this is sinking into the heads of the silent majority of FE players who aren't washed up raiders and they realize that FE is going down fast and Sloan and his pals have no need for gear and once the writing on the walls that FE isn't going to dethrone TMO he will ghost over might with as much as he can sell.

You can quote this post for later.

Quoting it now for truth.

[Enygma]

2 words to explain this video...


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

Owned.

[Lexical]

Using advanced statistical analysis upon the information gathered, I have devised a video that depicts the outcome of FE when they finally enter VP. The audio is the RnF posts that follow.

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[Happyfeet]

Problems ensue when the mob actually attacks FE back.
IT'S HITTING PEOPLE OMG CAMP
http://i.imgur.com/uJfwO.gif

[Alawen]

What's amazing to me is that not only does FE leadership not admit that they fucked up, they don't even seem to understand how they fucked up. I don't see how that leads to ever getting any better. It's almost as if this is a splinter guild of self-proclaimed raiders from the worst guild ever.

[Hurley]

Wow a thread from Zeelot... must be worried.

[Loly Taa]

Wow a thread from Zeelot... must be worried.

OMG IT'S HITTING PEOPLE!!! CAMP!! CAMP!!

[Eccezan]

Wow a thread from Zeelot... must be worried.

Yep when i'm worried, I like to post epic fails of our supposed "competition" the same day they occur as well! Funny how things work out when we get worried !

[Zeelot]

I was so worried you guys would kill it, I told all of TMO not to engage Noble. That 30 man wipe really scared me man.

[eqmaze]

always trust in Dear Leader

[Freeport]

I was so worried you guys would kill it, I told all of TMO not to engage Noble. That 30 man wipe really scared me man.

Still doesn't help your real life Zeelot. Rofl we all know it sucks bud but congrats.

[Eccezan]

Still doesn't help your real life Zeelot. Rofl we all know it sucks bud but congrats.

lmfaooooo Bottom of the barrel here...can't think of valid rebuttal, must insult random person you've never met's real life! Grats "Freeport" whoever you are, you just lost R&F.

[Halfelfbard]

Zee does kinda suck to b around, the stench of pussy juice coming off of him is jus redonk. Mofo must b hittin it with a new chick like every hour...the screams from them in vent is even worse.

[Loly Taa]

Still doesn't help your real life Zeelot. Rofl we all know it sucks bud but congrats.

Zeelot is a young lawyer, speaks multiple languages, and runs the baddest assed guild on Project 1999.

Yew jelly?

[Tiggles]

lmfaooooo Bottom of the barrel here...can't think of valid rebuttal, must insult random person you've never met's real life! Grats "Freeport" whoever you are, you just lost R&F.

Ask him if he has any pictures of girls he slept with.

[Halfelfbard]

Ask him if he has any pictures of girls he slept with.

Only home video of them walking funny out his door.

[Freeport]

And the following 5 posts were from TMO members stating that he is a badass motherfucker in real life. I guess that proves it. He is one badass motherfucker.
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/100227-header.jpg

[Chloroform]

PWNED

[Jenni D]

ouchies. how old is noble on p99 now? lvl 50s used to take him down.

shits embarassing.

[Halfelfbard]

Sorry if u never saw the Vag freeport...only the ground bouncing when a cock is thrusted deep into ur love canal.

[Tiggles]

ouchies. how old is noble on p99 now? lvl 50s used to take him down.

shits embarassing.

Hello!

My name is Tiggles it's nice to meet you.

How are you today you look gorgeous I may add.

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremysmirk.jpg

[John2020]

guido there is a thread for rl pics! just use the search button

[Tiggles]

guido there is a thread for rl pics! just use the search button

He already posted his

http://i.imgur.com/MzQwRMN.jpg

[Xadion]

TMO kills VP mobs with a group of Paladins.

truth, that's why I am leveling one.

[Splorf22]

imcompitence.

The irony.

I have a new solution: how about you let the A-team give Noble a shot. I bet we can kill him with <15. Then all of you guys can take Saturday off!

[cyryllis]

the music was a good touch

[Splorf22]

Actually I'm pretty sure Zeelot would be a fun guy to hang out with RL. He seems both pretty smart and really chill from the interactions I've had with him in game. Too bad for FE he has a ruthless streak a mile wide when it comes to video games.

[Stalahoy]

Lol bunch of TMO jerking each-other off in this thread.

[Loly Taa]

Lol bunch of TMO jerking each-other off in this thread.

I wasn't included, will you jerk me off instead?

[Eccezan]

Lol bunch of TMO jerking each-other off in this thread.

Circle jerk variety of this thread is "Eat the Cookie"

"The cookie" = FE's reputation of being a compitent guild

[Eccezan]

Circle jerk variety of this thread is "Eat the Cookie"

"The cookie" = FE's reputation of being a compitent guild

competent even! let me terrible spelling not detract from my very important point.

[bouncerr 2.0]

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Tiggles]

The irony.

I have a new solution: how about you let the A-team give Noble a shot. I bet we can kill him with <15. Then all of you guys can take Saturday off!

So you're saying those 30 people we saw are the scrubs of your guild?

[Splorf22]

So you're saying those 30 people we saw are the scrubs of your guild?

no

[Loly Taa]

http://i.imgur.com/oRoMIOH.gif

[bluejam]

2013.

[Enygma]

Wow a thread from Zeelot... must be funny.

fixed. due to halarity of FE wiping to dojorn with 29 people.

[Enygma]

Still doesn't help your real life Zeelot. Rofl we all know it sucks bud but congrats.

Loser attacks successful guild leader claiming that said guild leader is a loser...

lol.

[Enygma]

Lol bunch of TMO jerking each-other off in this thread.

buncha FE dying on one another in this thread.

[Droxx]

who dies to pre kunark mobs like 2 years later?

[quido]

I had FTE anyways, sluts.

[Freeport]

Come on Zeelot lets see those women? Such a badass motherfucker

[Tanthallas]

Come on Zeelot lets see those women? Such a badass motherfucker

He doesnt have any. None of them do.

I had a great nap by the way kids. Im glad you all sat in a circle like big boys jerking eachother off and didnt get into any trouble!

[Alawen]

He doesnt have any. None of them do.

I had a great nap by the way kids. Im glad you all sat in a circle like big boys jerking eachother off and didnt get into any trouble!

My nap was nice, too. Then I made pasta with spicy Italian sausage and a red sauce. Now I'm going to go for a walk.

Being successful at killing raid mobs doesn't involve not having a life. It involves playing the game well during the time you're playing instead of being a blowhard with no leadership ability, strategic ideas, or tactical skills.

[Tanthallas]

My nap was nice, too. Then I made pasta with spicy Italian sausage and a red sauce. Now I'm going to go for a walk.

Being successful at killing raid mobs doesn't involve not having a life. It involves playing the game well during the time you're playing instead of being a blowhard with no leadership ability, strategic ideas, or tactical skills.

TMO must fucking suck if that is referring to FE. Thanks for all the trak teeth!

[Alawen]

They have a nice lifetap. Too bad you can't recharge them, because apparently all you're doing with yours is clicking them once.

[Enygma]

who dies to pre kunark mobs like 2 years later?

People who get Forcefully Entered by their father's.

[Freeport]

Ask him if he has any pictures of girls he slept with.

I asked- No response
This is a message to any of you who posted on this forum. If you have pics of girls you slept with just post them up. Lets be serious here I want real pictures. Because none of you have them.
http://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dungeons-and-dragons-geek-nerd-dork-dd-add.jpg?w=500

[quido]

wtb better video

btw i almost got laid once

it ruled

[Alawen]

I asked- No response
This is a message to any of you who posted on this forum. If you have pics of girls you slept with just post them up. Lets be serious here I want real pictures. Because none of you have them.

If you think getting laid is that big of a deal, you should probably be working on yourself instead of worrying about us.

[Ephirith]

I asked- No response
This is a message to any of you who posted on this forum. If you have pics of girls you slept with just post them up. Lets be serious here I want real pictures. Because none of you have them.

This is my girlfriend Victoria. We do nothing but play everquest, have sex, and spend my massive inheritance on RMT.

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/5663/girlfrienda.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/607/girlfrienda.jpg/)

[Autotune]

This is my girlfriend Victoria. We do nothing but play everquest, have sex, and spend my massive inheritance on RMT.

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/5663/girlfrienda.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/607/girlfrienda.jpg/)

joking about RMTing on the forums will get you banned... save that shit for in-game where you can feign ignorance.

[Freeport]

If you think getting laid is that big of a deal, you should probably be working on yourself instead of worrying about us.
http://download.gamespotcdn.net/d4/user_images/2718/notsure.jpg

[Loly Taa]

hahahaha wtf omg. I'm gone like 3 hours and this is the best FE's trolls can do?

No wonder FE is so fail.

[baramur]

Ya this reminds of three weeks ago when TMO wiped to track with 28 people, shit was embarrasing, but hey it happens. And to Tiggles, you are an idiot. FE engaged trak by mobolizing faster then TMO 2 weeks ago, and had him dead before TMO could even field 20. Then we mobilized on sev 2 hours later and killed him, again, before TMO could field 20. If you are going to spout mindless bullshit, atleast have some facts in there. Throw in VP raids or something, but saying FE only kills poopsock fte targets is just showing you do not infact know shit. Every guild wipes, i do not care who you are. I have personally seen TMO wipe 3 times on trak in the last 2 months, does that mean you guys have no skill or suck at eq, or that you have to hurry to engage a mob to kill it. What does it prove when you spout your meaningless bullshit? TMO must be perfect in every sense. Ya we fucked up today, it happens, and yes TMO made a good call to let us wipe, but we have done the same to tmo in the past, and that is FACT, not some conjured up line of shit. Fact....We killed Dracho while TMO didnt even know he was up, We killed inny last 2 times, we killed sev 3 outa 4 times, and we killed fay 7 outa 9 times, and we had 2 outa last 3 traks. Oh but we were just lucky and mobilized faster, cause TMO suddenly does not care, lol, Tiggles try getting facts and stop spouting random dumbshit, all you do is make yourself look stupid. Yea im sure TMO wants us to come to VP so they can put their 200 against our 30, surely dont want to race on even ground, because in last month they have gotten ass handed to them mobilizing first.

[Auditore]

^did not read

[Tiggles]

hahahaha wtf omg. I'm gone like 3 hours and this is the best FE's trolls can do?

No wonder FE is so fail.

There out having sex contests with college age models or something

[Scowlie]

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/41/285x214/147311_1.jpg

There is a surprisingly high level of people in RnF that do not know how to use English properly.

[Freeport]

hahahaha wtf omg. I'm gone like 3 hours and this is the best FE's trolls can do?

No wonder FE is so fail.

Where is Zeelot at and why hasn't he posted? Oh wait he's poopsocking Venril Sathir with over 45 hours left. ROFLMAO something obviously jumped in his ass in the past couple of weeks. And its not his dads fingers either

[Venrill]

FORCING ENTREES IS DA BESTEST. U no want dis brocolie? Too bad we force this entree upon you. FORCING ENTREES

[Tiggles]

Where is Zeelot at and why hasn't he posted? Oh wait he's poopsocking Venril Sathir with over 45 hours left. ROFLMAO something obviously jumped in his ass in the past couple of weeks. And its not his dads fingers either

He knows every mob we take from the flash in a pan
you call a guild brings them closer to the inevitable rmt sell out by your officer core.

He is doing gods work

[Scowlie]

http://www.troll.me/images/angry-samuel-l-jackson/english-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it.jpg

[OforOppression]

u wot m8

[Bardalicious]

Working yourself into a diabetic rampage over your success on 13 year old content is no different than working yourself into a diabetic rampage over your loss to 13 year old content, sorry.

EQ wasn't hard in 1999-2001. It just stole copious amounts of your life away from you if you wanted to "compete". I guess none of you had time to learn this by now :confused: :confused:

[Alawen]

Working yourself into a diabetic rampage over your success on 13 year old content is no different than working yourself into a diabetic rampage over your loss to 13 year old content, sorry.

EQ wasn't hard in 1999-2001. It just stole copious amounts of your life away from you if you wanted to "compete". I guess none of you had time to learn this by now :confused: :confused:

I wish I had an argument against this. I think top tier raid leaders and pull team members need a high level of knowledge and ability, but the rest of a guild can be pretty oblivious. As a raid cleric, I rarely have any idea what's going on until a mob is in camp. When I boxed warrior/cleric/druid on live, my level of difficulty was much higher farming things by myself than even trying to figure out new raid contact with Realm of Insanity. The most difficult things I do on P99 are individual or small group things at the edge of possibility.

I'm going to have to give this some thought.

[Alarti0001]

Sorry it was saturday night i was out having sex with a bunch of sorority girls

[Chloroform]

http://www.troll.me/images/angry-samuel-l-jackson/english-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it.jpg

nope

[Tanthallas]

Sorry it was saturday night i was out having sex with a bunch of sorority girls

One at a time really.

[odiecat99]

Remember this is just a game people, l2 RL

[Bardalicious]

Sorry it was saturday night i was out having sex with a bunch of sorority girls

You found a large enough supply of Flunitrazepam to make that a reality? :confused: