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magic
11-18-2009, 10:07 AM
I remember seeing threads like this back in the day so... I'll start us off with a few:

Rogues do it from behind
Mages do it with their pets
Monks do it with their fists

Jify
11-18-2009, 11:58 AM
Why did the ranger cross the road?

To run away from the chicken. ;D

Edit: Dammit.. puns.. not jokes. :(

guineapig
11-18-2009, 12:27 PM
Enchanters just use their imaginations...

And the obvious... Necromancers do it with the dead. :p

Jify
11-18-2009, 12:30 PM
Shaman do it slow.
Wizards do it with force.
Necromancers do it with the dead.
Beastlords do it with animals.
Rangers just don't.

Bigcountry23
11-18-2009, 12:42 PM
Druids do it four at a time.

Takon
11-18-2009, 05:43 PM
Why did the ranger cross the road?

To run away from the chicken. ;D

Edit: Dammit.. puns.. not jokes.

Haha, I actually laughed at that

Tollen
11-18-2009, 05:45 PM
so the next time someone asks you why did the chicken cross the road you need to reply "to kill the ranger duh"

Aeolwind
11-18-2009, 06:13 PM
Warriors do it till their dead.
Clerics do it till you die.
Paladins do it poorly.
SK's do it...I got nothin'
Monks do it on the floor.

Vanech
11-18-2009, 10:25 PM
SK's do it with the diseased.

Monks do it until they fall over.

Druids do it rain, sleet, snow or shine.

Rangers do it at Bind.

Shamans do it with themselves. (canni!)

Wizards do it in the Sky and in Hate.

Mages have little black books full of Heroes to Call.

Necros do it until they're skin and bones.

Clerics do it every ten seconds.

Warriors do it while AFK.

Rogues do it with their hands in your pockets.

Paladins do it with their hands, period.

Falisaty
11-18-2009, 10:41 PM
here is one

Mages do it with earth, wind, fire, and water.

Bubbles
11-19-2009, 09:38 AM
here is one

Mages do it with Earth, Wind, and Fire!

fixed yet post :)